I have no clue what I'm doing with my life

[falincoded]

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

[gentlemanhoneyfarmer]

🎄🎄🎄 merry christmas! 🎄🎄🎄

[sinistropteryx]

There’s one piece of Harry Potter Rowling can never ruin

[sinistropteryx]

One fear

[shigure]

literally paramore was right

[nransworld]

about…?

[shigure]

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

[classichorrorblog]

Addams Family Values Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld (1993)

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[thatsawrap-yall-deactivated2018]

#pure

[goaliesarethebest]

NHL: You need to prevent other player’s from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back

Hockey players, hugging: Got it.

[hustlerose]

sometimes u should accept an apology and sometimes u gotta say “rot bitch”

[ruinedchildhood]

[youngchronicpain]

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

[ruinedchildhood]

[hustlerose]

welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

[big-red-gum]

p-please, i just want to s-see my wife again

[hustlerose]

chinken nunget

[valtsv]

who installed the software in dads that makes it impossible for them to admit when they’re wrong

[valtsv]

me: hey *a perfectly valid and correct but different opinion*

my dad: error 404 humility not found

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

name all seven sports

[galaxys4-deactivated20180402]

ball throw

ball catch

ball run

ball kick

shoot ball

dong touch

memes

get fuckin wrecked

[spacehitcher]

[damianimated]

Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[moorah13]

do you ever wish you never learned how to read

[outlandishreads-deleted-deactiv]

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread

[traynors-blog]

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months