Yes, It's Me

Shut up about the E

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[humoristics]

[thoodleoo]

one of the best things about teaching middle school is that they’re young enough to see me as an authority figure despite the fact that i’m pretty young for a teacher but they’re old enough to understand and laugh at the concept of phases, and what i’m really getting at here is that i lost control of my classroom for a couple of minutes today because i told them that i had an emo phase when i was their age

[thoodleoo]

judging by the amount of shrieking in the room you’d think i was torturing them but really it was because i told them my favorite band at the time was evanescence

[lalalere]

i love that photoset of elsa and her mom because it clearly shows how the mom is literally just an elsa recolor

[lalalere]

[luischocolatier]

God forbid kids and their parents look alike, as if genetics were involved or something, ha

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Disney straight up copy past Elsa and her Mom face it just the same face. is not genetic is poor and bad character design

[wiz-witch]

Royal families tend to have smaller gene pools, so there’s a lot less variety

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

There is a big difference in look alike because they are blood related and just straight up copy the same face and do different colors for the hair

Again. Is poor character design

[cachorritx]

“it’s not bad character design it’s inbreeding”

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Imagine having the time or energy to care about the character design of an animated kids movie.

[stimman3000]

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[phyrexia]

Soup

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

Hot hot soup

[catwithbenefits]

fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit

[oppa-homeless-style]

all outta soub :(

[czechs-and-holdings-deactivated]

I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)

I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.

For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.

Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.

Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.

So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.

A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.

TL;DR

There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.

[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

Leave the soup men alone.

[princessofbadassery]

Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

not to sound like a grumpy old bitch but the current climate of mainstream pop music is boring and shitty

[chaoticgood-remadee-deactivated]

“oouuyhyy i miiieeass yoouuuuuu im sad boy” grow up  and make the next party rock anthem god. fuck.

[rustandruin]

[nightmare-kaleidoscope-deactiva]

no offense but if David Tennant ever for some weird reason managed to pass by me wearing Dr Who merch and not say anything i would hunt him down and strangle him

[rockandrollchick29]

100 Years of Kitten Beauty

[ayellowbirds]

Just what everyone needs, an immortal, ageless kitten.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

wait isnt this the old town road guy LOL

[princesscedar]

[898-deactivated20210515]

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

[capacity]

[lucillesballs]

overhearing people talking about something u like

hearing that they talkin shit

[distourted]

“influencer” sounds like a dystopian term

[corpsegirlforever]

It is

[thebiscuiteternal]

People have always been disgusting to child stars, but the one thing i hate about social media is how much easier it makes it for people to be gross to literal children. Mia Talerico, the then FIVE YEAR OLD star of Good Luck, Charlie got death threats for the show having a lesbian couple in one episode. Lexi Rabe, the SEVEN YEAR OLD actress of Morgan Stark is getting bullied online because she didn’t want to give an autograph to some asshole who accosted her while she was just doing errands with her parents. Grace VanderWaal was ELEVEN when people began posting obscene comments about her. Millie Bobby Brown is THIRTEEN and has had creepers counting down to her eighteenth birthday since she was TWELVE. Emma Watson went through the same from the time she was ELEVEN. Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams went through internet hell about their weight and their looks at the ages of FIFTEEN and FOURTEEN respectively. Boys can’t escape this either, because Finn Wolfhard has also been subjected to the countdown clock since he was FOURTEEN.  

FUCK THIS. Y’ALL NASTY.

[possessedbyforcesunknown]

john wick, a man who has literally killed hundreds of people in multiple gruesome ways:

me, sobbing in the theatre as he limps out of the park with his dog: