nran~

nran•she/they•18•virgo•lesbian if you want to be able to send me messages follow @nran, this will still be my main blog though

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

[hustlerose]

i am cursed with my knowledge of music production. i listen to pop songs from the early 2010s and i hear blatant, audible use of FL slayer, in huge hits like “in my head” by the legendary jason derulo. i feel like that SNL bit about papyrus font 

[straightboyfriend]

[programmerhumour]

True

[personinthepalace]

I feel bad for them

[lesbianfreyja]

being around straight people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m gay” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[gungan-gundam]

being around gay people is so wild because they don’t take “because i’m straight” as a valid, sensible answer to a question

[madeofmoons]

oh no, we talk about straight people all the time, and “because they’re straight” is used very frequently to explain their many flaws

[literalizing]

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[crazy-about-my-girl]

being in a long distance relationship is painful a lot of the time but nothing beats the b u t t e r f l i e s feeling when you’re finally reunited and the ohmygodimissedyousomuch hug

[foothive-deactivated20170802]

cats opening doors with their faces is astounding. you got four paws little fool.

[breadygarden-deactivated2016031]

OK you know when you hold a cup on your face without your hands… like you suck all the air out of the cup… i don’t know what it’s called

but it’s like That it’s really good

[anshelinasholie]

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[rosswoodpark]

is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

[hotsoccergirl1234]

My mom made this post

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

this is it. this is where ill meet her

[bikeaccident]

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it like how do you lose an entire melon

[1dietcokeinacan]

Why was the 17th century so slutty.........