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monokuromatic

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?

me: You lose your baby teeth

child I am babysitting: they fall out!?

me: they fall out

child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?

me:

child I am babysitting: or did they fall out

me:

me: you keep the same eyes all your life

child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

sizvideos

zellah7

OMFG

spongebob-daily

bardnuts

this episode was so stressful

hypergoomba-deactivated20171103

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

joshpeck

burningflamesparadise

plasmalogical

becomingonewithmybed

filmbear93

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy

gollumsnewbestfriend

I feel safer already

heycinco

goraeintheskyy

#this is it this is american television

deeznutsu-deactivated20150913

my favorite scene from the office ever

cavesongs1

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

heterophobicdonkey

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

tropiuz-deactivated20200618

wtf

pussydeity-deactivated20151212

im laughing she can’t count to five

1 2 4 5

all4movie

shorelle

Star Wars…. if it were told through Anakin Skywalker’s Instagram Adventures

I’M SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS IS A THING THAT EXISTS I just got too excited about the new Clone Wars and-

This could either be a modern AU, or an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same… except everyone has instagram. (let’s be real this universe would involve a lot more bad hashtags, ~dramatic filters~ and check-ins at Mustafar)