random quotes I say, apparently

global sex

[mor-spouse]

Shakespeare?

You mean

Wiggleknife?

[mor-spouse]

You just activated my trap card

It's unconditional love and support

I love you, baby

[solarpunkwitchcraft]

Baltimore's solar-powered water wheel has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from the river

It's nicknamed "Mr. Trash Wheel" and it has removed more than 8 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers from Baltimore's Inner...

[roachpatrol]

reblog if u love and support mr trash wheel

[susiethemoderator]

i support and love him

[mor-spouse]

"baby I just told you it's 4:33. Why would you go to night at such an afternoon?"

[buzzfeed]

[surreal--memes]

[mor-spouse]

*Bouncing noise*

Oh no, my potato

[mor-spouse]

"you're a human surreal meme, Liz"

[surreal--memes]

[lolcuteanimals]

[lymphonodge]

TINY DOLPH

[williamcarloswednesday]

*the tiniest voice* surfbort

[dennys]

PICKLE SANDALS BABY!

[bigthecat]

[mor-spouse]

adulting

me: *drinks black coffee in an attempt to look sophisticated*

friend: how's the coffee?

me in my head: ew ew blech this tastes like bitter soil gross needs sugar how will i survive

me out loud: mm yes...indeed...nice and black...nutty undertones yesss

[mor-spouse]

[lizactually]

cole sprouse mor spouse reblog if you agree

[mor-spouse]

Dlepp

But ur slepp

[mor-spouse]

You would not believe your chunks

If ten million washed-up hunks Ate all your protein While you were at the gym