☁☾☁

"ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ." "ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ. ғ̶ɪ̶ɢ̶ʜ̶ᴛ̶ ̶ғ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ ̶ᴜ̶s̶." [ independent double muse blog for jade harley and john egbert from the webcomic homsetuck. no art or icons are mine unless tagged with #clawed art . i track the tags #wiltedflowerings and #moraeurus ]

[moraeurus]

u-um. i’m not?

[moraeurus]

im standing right here watching you, right next to cult!!!

right where you left us

whats the fucking matter with you?

[moraeurus]

john why are you blogging from the kitchen????

[moraeurus]

u-um. i'm not?

[moraeurus]

so god help me if he tries anything while i’m around he’s going to catch a fist right to the fucking mouth.

[moraeurus]

john why are you blogging from the kitchen????

[moraeurus]

so god help me if he tries anything while i'm around he's going to catch a fist right to the fucking mouth.

[allevviate-blog]

my names eridan- oh

good luck wwith that i suppose

and i must ask wwhy you want to punch this ‘husband’ thing

[moraeurus]

nice to meet you eridan.

and i guess it's like a permanent matespritship? if that makes any sense. except the husband is the guy in the relationship and???

ni didn't get to meet him before he married my sister and worst of all he's the absolute worst of the game's prowess.

a lord. a fucking LORD. i'm gonna lay him in the fucking ground so HELP ME.

[moraeurus]

allevviate

i'm john egbert and i'm going to give my sister's husband a kiss.

a kiss with a fucking fist.

[strings-of-time]

Cult nodded. “Yeah i blew them off though i’ll regret it later.”  He nodded at John before kissed Jade’s cheek. “I’m not missing another christmas with you.”

[moraeurus]

"Another Christmas." John's eyes narrowed at the other and he frowned. "Another, Christmas." His eyes darted to Jade, but groaned and stood up once he saw her too engrossed with happiness to be listening, heading off to the kitchen of the household.

"I'm sorry about that honey," Jade mumbles after her brother leaves, hugging him tightly. "I don't know why but he just doesn't like you! I think it's because of what happened with... our Time player... and he's still hung up about it. Plus, he didn't even get to meet you before we got married, so he's even more pissy about it since he doesn't know how wonderful you are! To him though, no one is going to be good enough for his 'little baby sister'." Queue a tired huff.

[moraeurus]

EB: jade why does he have to come. GG: hes my husband john!!! of course he has to come with us! EB: i don't want him to. EB: he doesn't look like a good person for you. GG: no one would look like a good person for me if it came down to your opinion EB: i'm serious jade!! EB: there's something off about him. GG: is it because hes a time player john EB: ...maybe. GG: you have to let that go omg!!! besides GG: hes not dave  EB: i know he's not!! i just don't like him. GG: give him a chance please?? its christmas day EB: fine. one chance.

[moraeurus]

"You made it for Christmas! ...Didn't you say you had something to do??"

And then there's John; he's just over there, rolling his eyes, not entirely impressed.

[moraeurus]

                        i once had a dream--                                                           a dream of flashing lights,                         and sunny smiles not                                                           unlike the ones I see now.                         i once had a dream--                                                           a dream of dying stars                         and lives perishing,                                                           much like what I see now.                         i once had a dream--                                                           a dream where everyone--                        everyone in the world,                                                           was finally, happy.

[pybun]

bishck ifunut

[klavierr]

IMLAUGHINGSOHARD.

ITS LIKT A FUCKINF VACCUMM

[flightyrainbow-deactivated20181]

IT’S 3 AM I DIDN’T NEED THIS LAUGHTER

[moraeurus]

i love how he calls me 'love' 'dear' 'honey' and all that 

gosh i love him so much :')

[moraeurus]

oh god i just remembered i have a picture of cults dick on my phone because he sent it to me so long ago oh my god

[despazito]

Pugs Deuce is judging your dashboard and blog

[kinomatika-deactivated20150207]

sCREECHES

[moraeurus]

Jade was going to speak, but Cult had cut her off with a type of kiss that she had longed to get back into doing with him, and she made a happy,  trill-like sound as she kissed him back just as passionately.

[strings-of-time]

Cult held her close not willing to let her go. He returned the the kiss with as just intensity. A tiny tear rolled down his  face having all he ever wanted. Cult picked her up and sat on the bed nuzzling and kissing her something he had longed to do. 

[moraeurus]

Of course, normally, Jade would have minded the movement he made to pick her up, but, in her excitement and joy, she didn't really care to say anything, only wrapped up in his lips and the  way he treated her like a queen.

When the tear hit her cheek, she pulled away and frowned slightly, out of breath and majorly confused.

"What's wrong dear?"

[twunkboyfriend]

REBLOG if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUALS, or are SECRETLY 16 CATS IN A TRENCH COAT

[princeofdoomrps-archive]

if someone gives you shit for having a troll with the same theme or concept, or say you copied when you didn’t, tell them to eat an entire raw potato while stepping on legos