mornin!

Butts and cats, what more do you needs?

[louisandthedagger]

i’m crying 

[louisandthedagger]

[notdepressedjusttired]

I CHECKED TO SEE IF THERE WAS A UPDATE AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED!!!

[jazz-e-clectic]

IT GOT BETTER

[soup-erb]

[catchymemes]

[brunhiddensmusings]

[fakehistory]

Benjamin Franklin gives a speech at the First Continental Congress, (1774, colorized)

[textonly]

[sartanator3001]

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

I woke up in a cold sweat and had to make this

[inward]

[eltigrechico]

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[viinnttaaggee]

alright ladies its time to “omg i’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season

[egglands-worst]

oh no 

[jelloandclaws]

If you say this then hold their hand, it flirt

If you say this then immediately shove your cold hand on their face and/or neck, that's goblin best friend behaviour

[sesh]

[memeseverdie]

Is this British culture?

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Karen knows no nationality

[cyrodiil-burns]

The Elder Scrolls music really puts this over the top.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[catchymemes]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[feministism]

[rainboflg]

Hard stop.

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]