Not For The Living

Denver Lovelace. Town mortification. Proud father.

[morbidlovelace]

I guess I'm going to start wearing hipster hats.

[rm-lion]

[ofgloaming]

You’re right.  I’m just really happy I was born a human and not a fish.

I would have been dead a long time ago.

[morbidlovelace]

And you smell far nicer.

[ofgloaming]

You forgot to water them again.

[morbidlovelace]

This is why we don't have fish.

[ofgloaming]

Nice and healthy again, was about time.

[morbidlovelace]

Rey?

[irisodonnell-deactivated2015012]

College? I’ve been there and done that. If she needs anyone to talk to, for advice and whatnot, I’m always available. I’ve found that it can be a rough road to go down.

[morbidlovelace]

Really? I'd greatly appreciate that. What did you go to school for?

[irisodonnell-deactivated2015012]

It’s no problem, I have my grouchy moments too. I’m Iris.

[morbidlovelace]

I was starting to look at college stuff for my daughter and that's a little..overwhelming. 

[irisodonnell-deactivated2015012]

Happens to the best of us.

[morbidlovelace]

Uh, sorry for acting so rude and complaining. I'm Denver.

[irisodonnell-deactivated2015012]

I take it life’s too busy to even do that?

[morbidlovelace]

That's a pretty good guess.

[polly-daniels]

Depends what kinda teenage girl we’re talking about here. 

[morbidlovelace]

What kinds are there?

[morbidlovelace]

I need a nap.

[fckshaw]

Vera Bradley, if she likes patterns and cute prints.

[morbidlovelace]

...Should I just give her my card and let her pick?

[fckshaw]

Excellent quality so it lasts very long.

[morbidlovelace]

Fine, fine. Anything else?

[fckshaw]

It’s worth it.

[morbidlovelace]

How?

[fckshaw]

Michael Kors.

[morbidlovelace]

That's a little pricey.

[fckshaw]

Then get her a nice bag.

[morbidlovelace]

What kind? What's...popular now?

[fckshaw]

That never comes to mind.

[morbidlovelace]

I just realized she's too old for a princess doll, no need for sugar daddy talks.