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talking to a man about how i’m genuinely starting to hate men while he’s staring at my chest the whole time really is the pinnacle of my personal afab experience tbh

pmamtraveller

By Tokuhiro Kawai

catcrumb

hollowboobtheory

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

hollowboobtheory

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

dragon-in-a-fez

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

dragon-in-a-fez

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

fizzytrashcan

silverrdagger

Medieval badge displaying three phalli bearing a crowned vulva in a procession, 1375-1450

professor-indigo-bastard

Fun fact!

I learned about these in our hyper specific art history lesson! For those too lazy to read the article, these are medieval pilgrims badges - youd presumably get them in important places to mark your journey. There was of course, some serious ones depicting saints and such, but as humanity goes, there were also silly ones. This is just the medieval equivalent of a stupid tourist mug or magnet.

Our professor showed us one with small 4-legged dicks grazing on a peaceful hillside. They looked whimsical ngl. Theres also one depicting a really big walking vulva. With a walking stick and all, very fancy, good for her.

I know that if I was a medieval pilgrim and went all the way to bumfuck nowhere to kiss the withering foot of a saint in a big gold foot shaped box, Id wanna walk away with a badge of a herd of dicks grazing on a field, that just sounds like ungodly amount of medieval rizz.

lake-erie

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood