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[did-you-know]

Axe Body Spray once shut down an entire school because the 6th grade boys produced an excessive stench that landed 8 kids in the hospital. 

Many schools have banned the spray altogether due to the ‘Wall of Axe’, which occurs when a group of boys who doused themselves after gym congregate in the hallways and suffocate everyone in the general vicinity. It’s also been known to set off smoke alarms. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3

[ampervadasz]

Are you OK ?

[prguitarman]

“I don’t understand…but I support”

[mewpercat]

I take my art practice very seriously y’all

[the-witches-glossary]

This is a form of divination, you know.

[audarcy]

[kateplus-deactivated20140601]

apparently i found a canon trans lady in the battle maison

[cubeybooby-deactivated20181204]

cute!!

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

don’t black belt women exist tho

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

black belts are an all-male trainer class within the game.

[sulkylass-moved-deactivated2014]

OH duh. right. i took this complete out of context. it’s pokemon.

[lonesecretmemer-deactivated2014]

Reasons I love X and Y

[unabashedbouquetbasementsthings]

This is just a mis-translation you fuck heads

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I hate to break your bubble, but no, it’s not. In Japanese, she says

半年前はカラテおうだったのに医学の力ってスゲーよね！

which literally means “To think I was a Black Belt just half a year ago. Modern medicine sure is amazing!”

as an extra bonus, Black Belts are referred to in Japanese as カラテおう, which means “karate king” and is explicitly male.

tl;dr keep your stupid transphobic assumptions to yourself, moron

[gaylor-moon]

OH LOOK MY FAVORITE POST

[transsystem-deactivated20170923]

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Beauty_(Trainer_class)#Trivia

[transladyknight]

I love her

[batboysdoll]

[mistress-light]

Look, I ain’t in this for your revolution, and I’m not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid.

[stream]

Or do I owe her an apology? Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[scifiseries]

Wearing my homemade Brain Slug earlier this month at NYCC

[jijidraws]

G e n g a r t o b e r ♡ (+1 Bulbasaur)

[mccinnabuns]

Made for a friend. Happy Spooktober!

[harrypotteronline]

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[goawfma]

never gets old

[anxietyproblem]

[distortionsprite]

I’m scared

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

any Catholics online ? I got some questions.

[newurl69]

Yeah I'm catholic whatsup

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

how do i reach heaven through violence

[the-marxist-mash]

Its called a crusade and you need to get the Pope's permission first

[stimman4000]

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[moonkitty]

Bimboification

[thatcupidmf]

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

[galactic-polywag]

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme