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discreet45

fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

toolusingmammalgirl

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

kiophen

uh oh!

setheverman

okay so what’s the mood for june?

princesstigerbelle

julie090995

LOOK! HE’S BEEN HIDING THE TONGUES UNDER HIS PICKLE THE WHOLE TIME

rune-midgarts

#important #!!

gen-zee

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

curiosityisfatal-deactivated202

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

gen-zee

why fear it when you can embrace it

showerthoughtsofficial

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

blog-493629846

That’s because it is fucker.

officialmickrock-deactivated202

I’m in love with the great British bake off

thesoundofawesome

This is my personal favorite(so far)

ironswordandstarshield

sissyhiyah

I must start watching this.

ampervadasz

catsbeaversandducks

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

theskoomacat

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.