Grabbity Squeeze

Mords Just your average mutant supremacist readin comics.

[dailymarvelstudios]

”It’s Christmas. Take ‘em to Church.” - IRON MAN 3 (2013)

[januariat]

I am Iron Man, the suit and I are one.

OMG I drew this while listening to a combination of A Real Hero and Give Your Heart A Break and I was like crying bc TONY YOU ARE A REAL HERO OK

also I might be going blind from all the purple

[bazlk]

Charles from Dofp is such a babygirl

[stars-bean]

“Let me guess, he turned into a baby. Instead of pushing Lang through time, you might’ve wound up pushing time through Lang.”

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo

[gifmarvel]

I have nothing to prove to you.

[alphacrone]

sometimes fan fiction is a love letter to a piece of media.

sometimes it’s a strongly-worded demand for custody of the characters.

[freudensteins-monster]

[luosong]

blue blue rose

[effervescentbi]

the avengers being children: endgame edition

[gravywheels]

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

[crowsent]

op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it

[whumpster-dumpster]

Character A tilting Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained.

“Who did this to you?”

[counterpunches]

#i am a weak and simple woman okay

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[678i0u]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

dir. Jon Watts

[captainkirkk]

When you’ve been reading a slow burn fic for hours and almost dying from all the misunderstandings and built up tension, and one character finally shouts, “Because I’m IN LOVE WITH YOU!” during an argument

[skitpost]

holy grail

[cataradical]

Fight me I’ll see you in hell

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[sashibunbun]

And knowing Spider-people, is 100% what he'd do.

[ranty9000]

This IS the same miles who's galaxy brain maneuver was "who's Morales?" So it doesn't shock me if he did that

[valtsv]

another absolutely fantastic trope is when a scifi/fantasy character calls the oblivious object of their affections a term of endearment in their fictional first language during an emotional moment which they refuse to translate, and their love interest assumes due to the unresolved sexual tension fuelled rivalry aspect of their relationship that it's an insult, only to have their world absolutely rocked to its core when they finally manage to get a translation and realize that the other person has been pining for them the entire goddamn time

[valtsv]

like,

character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(

person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?

character a: ...i think so. why?

person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.

character a: w

character a: what

[valtsv]

[ihazenough]

THIS IS SOOOO PURE!!!!

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

Eddie Brock is a whole mood.