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hunterbadbatch

butter-and-too-much-bread

I mean try and find a popular movie without pro-US propaganda.

more-dopamine

Was that rhetorical or should I name some

badjokesbyjeff

Justice is best served cold.

Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

celelorien

this one was bad enough to make me slow blink at the computer as i grinned. so therefore i have to inflict it on everyone else, too. them’s the Rules.

randomfangasm

If I have to suffer so do you

supermassiveasshole

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

damngruchy-deactivated20130904

matociquala

The street finds its own uses.

theweirdwideweb

seabassapologist

-Louis XVI during the fall of Versailles

mysharona1987

My mom wanted me to go to her Catholic church with her today.

I was told earlier this week that you can't drink Tea or Coffee in a Catholic church, so I decided to take the opportunity to test that.

Walked into church with a big travel mug of tea. My mom told me to find a seat, and while doing so an old man told me "you're not supposed to bring coffee into church"

So I replied "I had gay sex yesterday, I don't think this drink is going to make a difference"

I proceeded to sit a couple rows ahead of him, in plain sight of him, sipping on my tea the rest of service.

#true stories with eli #church #psalm sunday #tea #gay

Gf: "Sometimes when you smile you go like:" *smiles normally, but I'm sure trying to make some sort of expression*