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fench fy... // amorphous creature // ageless (20 something) // silly!!!

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ur posts remind me of my best friend who is a 23yr old gay man who once sucked a 50yr old deaf guys toes for $60 when he was 17.

he doesnt have a tumblr so ur my substitute hope u can cope w that

Look at my profile picture. Do you think that little guy would suck a man's toes for merely $60? Surely not! He would but lay about and nap for free, not bogged down by the images of wrinkly feet that have marinated in Nike socks.

Anyway!! This is the most haunting compliment (??) I've ever received! Thank you! 🤗

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"you would have made a beautiful man" and what do you mean by that

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woah mama I'm stuck in the orb

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woah mama i'm piloting tha enterprise

spins him around to make him dizzy

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The kids are not alright and will eat play doh just to spite you

[spockislegitme]

Geordi and Spot anyone?

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do NOT go to margaritaville for the food OH MY GOSH BRO HOW DID THEY FUCK UP CHICKEN

We went for funsies and sillies and yes we did get delicious drinks but we paid NINETY DOLLARS FOR TOUGH CHICKEN AND DRY BREAD. JIMMY BUFFETT MAY HE REST IN PEACE SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO ALCOHOL ONLY. Jimmy Buffett not Jimmy Buffet am I right guys (laugh track).

Anyway, enjoy this magnet from the gift shop. I have no idea what it means. I made the pilgrimage to my nearest Margaritaville and I suggest you do too, but only to drink. Happy New Year.

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

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Day so diabolical yesterday that I ranted to my partner for an hour and then later was reminded "Oh yeah! I also almost got in a car crash because someone drove into my lane." and my partner was like "Day so bad you forgot you almost died???"

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big dog what do you mean I have to wake up and relive this day over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and

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live tweeting my paper so I write it I love academia

update one : one small paragraph written. needs rework.

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Update two: paper written. It was supposed to be 2-3 pages and it is 3.5. 😀 oops.

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live tweeting my paper so I write it I love academia

update one : one small paragraph written. needs rework.

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Man going into bagel shop for first time ever: can I get a plain bagel with a cream cheese pap smear? I mean a cream cheese pap smear I mean a-

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benson boone backflips for office

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sometimes I imagine acting like a kindergartener so all the kindergarteners know I am the alpha

[destielonfire]

Giveaway: 3 months of phatreon membership

Because love is real and queer joy should be celebrated, I'm giving away 3 months of phriends tier membership to the phatreon. Want to enter? Simply like and reblog this post. Following me is not a requirement. I'm not doing this to get more followers, just honestly want to spread the joy around.

You can enter until Sunday November 9th, 6 PM CET. I will pick a winner at random. You must allow me to DM or email you if you've won, otherwise I won't be able to send you the code :) Good luck!

PS: I reserve the right to disqualify bots, troll blogs, and blogs that contain bigoted/racist/sexist/homophobic etc. content

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