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@morethanjustapassion
PSA
So I have been really inactive on all of my accounts. Mostly due to psychological issues and a fulltime job, at the end of this week I’ll be on vacation to Paris so no replies will be written. I am either going to continue from where I have been when the new year arrives, or make a complete restart. This includes deleting all my drafts and asks and giving a makeover to my profile. Which of these is still unclear, but just a heads up, I will become active once again.
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the signs as this video
aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
he didn’t want to HEART it, he refused to hear the other’s EXCUSES for leaving, for just packing his bags and walking out the door when eliwood was in most need of someone he trusted. ❝ i don’t want to hear it, joe!! get out. leave me the fuck alone. i don’t care about your explanations for LEAVING. i thought i could trust you, you know. i thought you CARED. but you don’t care, you’re just a selfish bastard. ❞
Watch how he remained patient and silent during the rant of Eliwood, he even nodded several times in an understanding way before searching to meet his gaze. “Oh, please, you and I both know I did care. If you would just set your blinding rage aside and give me a c h a n c e to explain.”
“Do you truelly think it’s wise to test me?”
“Is it … Is it dead?”
“It is.”
SHOCK turned his generally soft features into lines of DISGUST as he gazed upon the other. it had been months, if not Y E A R S since he had seen the other and it hurt more than ever before. taking a step back, eliwood considered SLAMMING the door in their face, yet, he couldn’t bring himself to do it. no matter how angry he was. ❝ get out. get the FUCK out of here. i can’t – i don’t want to see you. i can fucking look at you. ❞
Joe was well aware of the fact the sight of him might make the man angry, after suddenly leaving without a single warning he had left him all on his own when he needed Joe the most. Yet there he was, standing ever so calmly with a heartbeat that did not seem to pass the 50 beats an hour. “I understand that you are angry, and you have every right so. But I have an explanation.”
lukebrandonx:
Luke shook his head, “maybe I’m what they call insatiable.”
“So I noticed, I would suggest to lower your standards.” The raven-haired man uttered calmly, yet forming a frown upon his face.
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"I think...I think i love you."
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“Do you love me or my work? It’s often hard to seperate those two concepts.”
Ryan:[at a party and can't find Joe]
Ryan:[uses hands as a microphone] THERE IS NO GOD
Joe:[jumps over a fence] THAT'S RIGHT THERE IS ONLY ME
Ryan: there he is
I live for Teacher/Student AU’s
“See? You really are hot~ The ice is melting.”
Send me one of the following; for my muses reaction when your’s says [one of the following] while teasing my muses body with an ice cube.teaganbennett-irp
His precious little girl made the desicion to taunt him with words while trailing an icecube from his neck down to his chest. Her breath lingered over his ears while a stinging yet enticing pain circled the ice cold material. Goosebumps rose to it’s touch as his sense of control was rather useful at this point.“You do know how I feel about teasing behaviour, do you not, Teagan?” The Professor asked, his voice holding a low and somehow warning tone as dark eyes turned to glance at her.
Send my muse one of the following to see how they react! (Fluffy)
“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
“I’m scared, hold me!”
“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
“Tickle war has been declared!”
“Bunny pyjamas, really?”
“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
“Come on, just one bite.”
“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
“You’re so huggable.”
“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
“Have you fallen asleep on me?”
Send me one of the following; for my muses reaction when your’s says [one of the following] while teasing my muses body with an ice cube.
“Don’t worry, I’ll warm you back up after.”
“See? You really are hot~ The ice is melting.”
“I think I’d like some refreshing juice with this ice~”
“How long can you last? Until it melts?”
“Just look~ the waters leaking out~”
“Com'on. I thought you lasted longer than that?”
“Does it turn you on?”
“You gasp so cutely~”
“Keep pulling faces like that and I’ll have to kiss you~”
“It’s to cold? Then beg~”
Send a ◎ and a question and my muse must answer, even if it's a secret.
Overly Sexual Ask Prompts
Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!
Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.
That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.
That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.
Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?
Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?
Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?
Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?
Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?
Swinger: Ever traded partners before?
BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?
Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?
Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?
Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?
Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!
Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?
Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?
Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?
Flavor: What's your orientation?
Turn On: Name a turn on.
Turn Off: Name a turn off.
Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?
Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?
Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?
French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?
Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?
Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?
Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?
Meow: Shaved or natural?
Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?
First Time: Who was your first time with?
Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?
Send me ⊱❤⊰ and I'll generate two numbers for an AU starter
sex –
in the kitchen
in the car
in the shed
in a tent
in a pool / lake / the ocean
in public
in a dirty bathroom
in significant others bed
at the park
in space… yeah, space
on a boat (motherfucker)
at the circus
at the mall
in a changing booth
at the police station
at school
in a closet
at church
in a graveyard
RANDOM!
with –
a stranger
a friend
a family member
an enemy
a boss
a teacher
an employee
an in-law
an ex
partner
roommate
RANDOM!
