[kieslowski]

[favoritelatina]

Being a woman is hard af.

No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.

We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.

[victorious]

[popemcnuggets]

Me to the bae

[2783287327]

[kikmessenger]

WE LIVE IN THE FUTURE

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

[meanplastic]

Fetus Kendall and Kylie were wild

[quack-likeaduck]

you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[jayywesst]

God please remove anybody lying to me, using me, speaking foul on me behind my back but pretend to love me in my face. PLEASE ERASE THEM!

[itscurlyhairedsister]

Ameen! 

[davidduchovnie]

things that have no chill

-me

-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands

[clitstopher]

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

He dead

[flowury]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

[yikes-im-gay]

cute messages while I’m asleep is literally the key to my heart

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[fucklestat]

*kidz bop voice* i never hugged wayne i never hugged drake, on my life man, pete’s sake

[diamondlife1]

[offtheocean-deactivated20191127]

Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barely even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.

At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)