here's to getting loose, brother

iris | they/she | literally I'm just a mentally ill college student obsessed with dan and phil idk what I'm doing follows from @griffsursparker

[ahappydnp]

Trying to imagine what a cuntier cousin of the hard launch set will look like

giant richard with big naturals

[phodcast]

what if all the wedding/husband jokes are actually bc they’re planning a dalien wedding and they’re teasing it because they think it’s funny

[kitkuu]

they’re cute or whatever

[ahappydnp]

Do you think at a HYPOTHETICAL wedding Dan would cry?

dan once cried over a cookie

[ahappydnp]

phil + his promotional youtube jackets 2013 (ft. dan to show the front)/2016/2017/2026/2026

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[dandp]

Peak Dan and Phil to me if we're being honest

[diphowell]

GENDER SHOULD BE OPTIONAL!!!!

[diphowell]

yaoi in real life

[backin09]

SIGN THE PHANNIVERSARY CARD!

graphic design is my passion <3

HELLO!!! seeing as phan is legal now, i thought it might be fun and cute to gift the lads a collective happy anniversary card from all of us!!! i'll be making a physical card to collect signatures irl at the october 19th tour date before giving it to dip and pip at my m&g (so you'll be able to sign it in person if you've got gold vip for reading PA!) but i'll also put a QR code inside that links to ALL of the digital signatures collected. link below to sign your name and leave a personalized message to dnp for their 17 years together <333

LINK to a google form to sign the card: https://forms.gle/bkpQmb58zvmpuVGT8

the form will stay open until OCTOBER 1ST!!!! this is so i have time to finalize the digital display of signatures before the show date, so please get your signatures in by then!!!!

[this should go without saying but do NOT submit anything hateful or discriminatory. i will be going through these in order to display them so if you are not niceys i will catch you 🫵]

[azuphere]

OH

[rowan-the-sorcerer]

worm in brain :(

[phight-club]

[fer3112]

Anyone: Hey Dan, how’s the weather in London?

Dan: oh it’s a fucking nightmare in summer, that’s why if I married Phil we would do it in winter so we don’t sweat in our lovely suits and we would choose an idyllic location in the woods and…..

[diphowell]

(do you think dan and phil ever held hands during the stereo shows since they didn't have to be on camera?)

i think they were in each others laps

[ahappydnp]

At this point I'm 80% sure there'll be a wedding bit during hard launch tour with how much they've been joking about it ToT

and everyone who's saying the vows will be madlibs is also probably right, it makes a lot of sense. I for one am looking forward to it

i vow to [CUM] with you and [SHART] on your [DIL DOLL] until we both [CUM CUM CUM CUM]

[samxdean]

We were a family.