Morgoth Googles

Also inspired by the others

[we-are-rogue]

[nacroy-deactivated20190313]

#melkor dat u?  @swilmarillion

[swilmarillion]

Bless you this is perfect

[morgothgoogles]

I AM NOT DEAD

[morgothgoogles]

How to make people follow you and obey you

[morgothgoogles]

How to train your dragon 2

[kiligoogles]

My quest is over and I am back!!!

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

You didn’t happen to see @filigoogles while you were away questing, did you?

[grimagoogles]

STOP WITH THE FLIRTING I S WEAR TO VALAR

[eowyngoogles]

LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG

[grimagoogles]

JUST BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A BOYFRIEND…

[eowyngoogles]

dID YOU LOWKEY SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS UGLY IN THE TAGS

EXCELLENT METHODS OF HOMICIDE

DO ANY EVIL BEINGS IN ARDA TAKE HUMAN SACRIFICES

[ancalagongoogles]

I take human sacrifices

[eowyngoogles]

oh perfect, it’ll be put in action shortly. How do you prefer your sacrifices??

[ancalagongoogles]

Just delivered. I’ll take care of the cooking

[eowyngoogles]

One overly greasy being of filth coming your way!

[ancalagongoogles]

Why thank you

[eowyngoogles]

It’s no problem really, just another problem rid of

[ancalagongoogles]

You may watch my technique, though it may require a little more….firepower than you may have available

[eowyngoogles]

Do it nOW JUST AMBUSH HIM I NEED TO WATCH

[grimagoogles]

CAN YOU NOT?!?!

Us evil beings have to stick together!!

[eowyngoogles]

You aren’t an evil being, Grima.

[grimagoogles]

Aww, thanks sweetie.

Us mostly evil beings, then.

[ancalagongoogles]

……there’s no “mostly” about it. I was created to be pure evil. Right @morgothgoogles? But I’m still gonna eat you

[morgothgoogles]

You were indeed created to be pure evil not "mostly" evil. Go big or go home.

[belladonagoogles]

Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life

[ancalagongoogles]

I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?

[morgothgoogles]

sure

[belladonagoogles]

Thanks! But I have to ask is there a catch?

[morgothgoogles]

no..........

[belladonagoogles]

Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life

[ancalagongoogles]

I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?

[morgothgoogles]

sure

[morgothgoogles]

Does @saurongoogles “like like” me?

[mahalgoogles]

why don’t the Durin’s ever make things easy for themselves

[thoringoogles]

how does our maker even have a computer????

[mahalgoogles]

if I can makes Dwarves I can makes a computer, Thorin 

[bardgoogles]

If @morgothgoogles can, I guess Aule can too

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

[bilbogoogles]

how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon

how to adopt dragons

can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles

[morgothgoogles]

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

[bilbogoogles]

i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?

[morgothgoogles]

depends, what do you have in return?

[bilbogoogles]

eh, a gold ring that makes its wearer invisible?

[morgothgoogles]

Deal. Still looking for a present for @saurongoogles

[bilbogoogles]

how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon

how to adopt dragons

can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles

[morgothgoogles]

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

[bilbogoogles]

i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?

[morgothgoogles]

depends, what do you have in return?

[morgothgoogles]

Why did the band Morgoth steal my name?

[bilbogoogles]

how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon

how to adopt dragons

can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles

[morgothgoogles]

I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?

[morgothgoogles]

How to tell @smauggoogles that he’s adopted

[middlearda]

how to tell lame doomsday dad I do not care

how to convince lame doom dad to let you borrow his Orc army and try it out

how to make “Doom Dad” catch on

[morgothgoogles]

Fine! You may borrow my orc army for a day. Im not like a regular dad, im a cool dad.

[morgothgoogles]

How to tell @smauggoogles that he's adopted

[incorrecttolkienquotes]

Ravioli, ravioli, give me the silmaroli!

Melkor to Fëanor (via incorrecttolkienquotes)

@feanorgoogles