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@morgothgoogles
#melkor dat u? @swilmarillion
Bless you this is perfect
I AM NOT DEAD
How to make people follow you and obey you
How to train your dragon 2
My quest is over and I am back!!!
You didn’t happen to see @filigoogles while you were away questing, did you?
STOP WITH THE FLIRTING I S WEAR TO VALAR
LEAVE THEM ALONE THEY’VE DONE NOTHING WRONG
JUST BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT A BOYFRIEND…
dID YOU LOWKEY SAY MY BOYFRIEND IS UGLY IN THE TAGS
EXCELLENT METHODS OF HOMICIDE
DO ANY EVIL BEINGS IN ARDA TAKE HUMAN SACRIFICES
I take human sacrifices
oh perfect, it’ll be put in action shortly. How do you prefer your sacrifices??
Just delivered. I’ll take care of the cooking
One overly greasy being of filth coming your way!
Why thank you
It’s no problem really, just another problem rid of
You may watch my technique, though it may require a little more….firepower than you may have available
Do it nOW JUST AMBUSH HIM I NEED TO WATCH
CAN YOU NOT?!?!
Us evil beings have to stick together!!
You aren’t an evil being, Grima.
Aww, thanks sweetie.
Us mostly evil beings, then.
……there’s no “mostly” about it. I was created to be pure evil. Right @morgothgoogles? But I’m still gonna eat you
You were indeed created to be pure evil not "mostly" evil. Go big or go home.
Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life
I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?
sure
Thanks! But I have to ask is there a catch?
no..........
Who can put me in touch with a necromancer I’d like to come back to life
I can @saurongoogles @morgothgoogles what say you two?
sure
Does @saurongoogles “like like” me?
why don’t the Durin’s ever make things easy for themselves
how does our maker even have a computer????
if I can makes Dwarves I can makes a computer, Thorin
If @morgothgoogles can, I guess Aule can too
how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon
how to adopt dragons
can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles
I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?
i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?
depends, what do you have in return?
eh, a gold ring that makes its wearer invisible?
Deal. Still looking for a present for @saurongoogles
how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon
how to adopt dragons
can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles
I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?
i need them to be cat sized, but still be able to breath fire. do you have some of those?
depends, what do you have in return?
Why did the band Morgoth steal my name?
how to convince dwarven husband on the adoption of a dragon
how to adopt dragons
can i adopt dragons from @morgothgoogles
I have plenty of dragons to sell. What kind of dragon are you looking for?
How to tell @smauggoogles that he’s adopted
how to tell lame doomsday dad I do not care
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how to make “Doom Dad” catch on
Fine! You may borrow my orc army for a day. Im not like a regular dad, im a cool dad.
How to tell @smauggoogles that he's adopted
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the silmaroli!
Melkor to Fëanor (via incorrecttolkienquotes)
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