Mahal's Google Search

inspired by all the rest || the mun <3

[kiligoogles]

Will praying more often and leaving more offerings to @mahalgoogles help my beard grow in faster?

[mahalgoogles]

Possibly @kiligoogles possibly. Depends on what your offerings are

[curufingoogles]

How to convince brother to stop being a weirdo.

[feanorgoogles]

How to convince children to stop wasting time in getting the Silmarils back

[mahalgoogles]

how to politely say that it was kind of your fault

[inkwellsprite]

This is an amazing GIF.

[melianinarda]

Aulë

[mirkwood-spider-express]

@mahalgoogles is that you?

[mahalgoogles]

my glory days i still look this good right @yavannagoogles?

[origoogles]

Is 3 million gallons enough paint to color the entire outside of Erebor green?

Stars big enough to fit on top of Erebor?

Should I use one of those shiny elf jewels everyone in the first age was after?

[ancalagongoogles]

NOOOOO. DONT DO IT. DO. NOT. PUT. A. SILMARIL. ON. EREBOR.

[bifurgoogles]

why do you want to paint erebor green anyway? 

what about other colors?

[bardgoogles]

YULETIME TREE EREBOR !!

[bifurgoogles]

I’M IN!!! big red gems to stick them on Erebor

[dwalingoogles-old]

if you do that everyone is arrested. everyone.

[bifurgoogles]

@origoogles fight him off. distract him. do whatever is necessary

@bardgoogles lets get the paint

[grimagoogles]

@smauggoogles why didn’t you do that when you lived there??

[mahalgoogles]

maybe cover it in moss instead of paint?

does @yavannagoogles have any moss that could be used to turn erebor into a giant christmas tree

[kiligoogles]

Why does everyone think that dwarves are born from rocks?

Who started the rumor that dwarves are born from rocks?

Is it because the first dwarves were born from rocks?

How to get @mahalgoogles to inform everyone that that was a one time thing.

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

how to tell boyfriend’s brother that no one is going to believe him until we see a pregnant dwarf lady

[middle-earthgoogles-deactivated]

how are dwarves really born why does a certain dwarf insist on crushing everyone’s dreams

[mahalgoogles]

it was a one time thing I swear by my beard

[finarfingoogles]

what the hell is a dwarf

[mahalgoogles]

a stubborn creature

[kiligoogles]

Why does everyone think that dwarves are born from rocks?

Who started the rumor that dwarves are born from rocks?

Is it because the first dwarves were born from rocks?

How to get @mahalgoogles to inform everyone that that was a one time thing.

[sigridgoogles-deactivated201608]

how to tell boyfriend’s brother that no one is going to believe him until we see a pregnant dwarf lady

[middle-earthgoogles-deactivated]

how are dwarves really born why does a certain dwarf insist on crushing everyone’s dreams

[mahalgoogles]

it was a one time thing I swear by my beard

[yavannagoogles]

Can i adopt @radagastgoogles as my son

[radagastgoogles]

protocol for calling @yavannagoogles mum

[yavannagoogles]

@mahalgoogles can we keep him?

[mahalgoogles]

you’ll keep him no matter what I say dear, I know you will

but yes we can keep him

[finarfingoogles]

how to seduce my brothers so they will stop fighting

[fingolfingoogles]

How to get my brother to recognize a lost cause when he sees one

[finarfingoogles]

how to politely tell fingolfin that he should listen to me more often

[fingolfingoogles]

How to remind Finarfin that someone among the Noldor in Middle-Earth needed to be rational 

How to prove that @feanorgoogles is irrational 

[feanorgoogles]

How tell younger stepbrothers that their kids were swayed by my speeches

[ambarussagoogles]

How to remove myself from the Finwëan family

[finarfingoogles]

You can’t. Believe me, I tried.

[mahalgoogles]

how does @nerdanelgoogles deal with these kids

[curufingoogles]

How to find out grandpa’s dark secrets.

[caranthirgoogles]

Maybe @mahalgoogles knows something

[mahalgoogles]

what are you willing to trade in exchange for your grandfather’s secrets?

[mahalgoogles]

good gift ideas for your wife

@nerdanelgoogles do you have any ideas? maybe a sculpture of some kind

[nerdanelgoogles]

@mahalgoogles A nice topiary would be more her speed. Or maybe a wreath. Something festively evergreen?

[mahalgoogles]

good idea @nerdanelgoogles

[auniversewithinme]

Is Yavanna a knight who says Ni?

[mahalgoogles]

she’s much prettier than a knight who says Ni

[iluvatargoogles]

Why is everyone so angry about everyone flirting?

[ancalagongoogles]

No clue

[iluvatargoogles]

Like chill guys. I’d totally flirt with @kiligoogles and @haldirgoogles too.

[mahalgoogles]

wouldn’t we all

[ancalagongoogles]

…..how to convince the equivalent of gods to not flirt with their creations

[mahalgoogles]

I’ll have you know I’m very happily married ( @yavannagoogles <3) but I did good with @kiligoogles

[mahalgoogles]

good gift ideas for your wife

@nerdanelgoogles do you have any ideas? maybe a sculpture of some kind

[nerdanelgoogles]

@mahalgoogles A nice topiary would be more her speed. Or maybe a wreath. Something festively evergreen?

[mahalgoogles]

good idea @nerdanelgoogles

[maglorgoogles]

Google Maps: Plan route fro, middle Earth to Valinor

I need to visit mum.

[nerdanelgoogles]

I do not recommend taking the Helcaraxë. There’s construction.

[maglorgoogles]

Ye Fingolfin told me I should avoid that

[nerdanelgoogles]

I’m trying to figure out what the delay with the gravel wagons is but the supply chain is just a mess. I’m pretty sure our department is the only one that even tries to do basic infrastructure maintenance anymore. (Then again, I’m pretty sure our departmant was ALWAYS the only one to do maintenance, but you didn’t hear that from me.) Until I get it sorted out - which may take a few millenia, Manwë’s got us gridlocked as usual - consider the whole area a driving hazard. Try the south sea route?

@mahalgoogles Boss, any updates on getting the Helcaraxë Ice Road built this season? Have we got the permit yet, or still stuck in red tape hell…?

[mahalgoogles]

still  the red tape

I’m hoping we’ll finally be able to get the permit early next year but it’s looking less likely everyday

[iluvatargoogles]

Why is everyone so angry about everyone flirting?

[ancalagongoogles]

No clue

[iluvatargoogles]

Like chill guys. I’d totally flirt with @kiligoogles and @haldirgoogles too.

[mahalgoogles]

wouldn’t we all

[mahalgoogles]

good gift ideas for your wife

@nerdanelgoogles do you have any ideas? maybe a sculpture of some kind

[mahalgoogles]

why don’t the Durin’s ever make things easy for themselves

[thoringoogles]

how does our maker even have a computer????

[elrondgoogles]

who gave the valar wifi

[iluvatargoogles]

I did.

[mahalgoogles]

thanks for that

[mahalgoogles]

why don’t the Durin’s ever make things easy for themselves

[thoringoogles]

how does our maker even have a computer????

[mahalgoogles]

if I can makes Dwarves I can makes a computer, Thorin