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Debate tournament transcript: Joust 2013 LEAKED
Adler comes back to the table with a hotdog. Daniel continues to play his idiotic, simple, time-wasting game that nobody cares about. Nick listens to his headphones. "Oh no, what's happening??" -Daniel Tolli pulls up a chair. Daniel explains to Tolli everything that has been happening in his game. Daniel "loses crazy efficiency." Tolli wonders if Daniel has killed any hookers. Daniel believes that his game is so boring, it's real. Tolli watches Morgan type. Daniel leans in also to observe Morgan's typing. Tolli wonders what Morgan is doing. Morgan makes a typing error. Daniel stands, looking at Morgan's laptop. "Morgan makes a typing error." -Daniel Daniel wonders if we should plant wheat or pull stumps. Adler reads out loud everything that has been said. "in a nice voice" -Adler Brett pulls up a chair. Skyler returns, looking for his water. Skyler leaves. Jack shows up eating peach rings. Jack hopes that Daniel didn't have to buy his game. Tolli needs to find his case. Tolli finds his case after seconds of searching. Jack talks about Hitler. "We all use protection." -Jack Jordan shows up. Jordan attempts to type on Morgan's laptop. Jordan pokes Morgan, in hopes of seeing his acts on this document. Tolli and Jordan and Molly poke Morgan. Tolli attempts to type on Morgan's laptop. Tolli fails. Isaac's radio was better than the last. Rashel searches through her brief case. Daniel continues with his game with Jack breathing down his neck. "What, I'm not allowed to talk to Daniel?" -Jack Adler talks about Mr. McCubbin. Adler's new desktop was so awesome. Tolli walks behind Morgan loudly. Nick laughs at Tolli's leg lifts. Alex's duo went better than last time. Adler warns Kendall to not look at Daniel's game. "My button!" -Kendall and Adler "My butt...on." -Adler Adler continues to read the transcript. "oh look, a kayak. Fascinating." -Molly Alex leans over Daniel to get a better look at his game. Adler burps. Molly wonders if this is really what Morgan does with her time. Adler drinks Pepsi. Adler is unsettled as he narrates his own actions. Adler takes another drink of Pepsi. Daniel observes the transcript. Moldly likes the word "observe". Daniel tries to push buttons on Morgan's laptop. Daniel asks if Morgan saw what Jack did. Jack points to Alex. "Did you hear that?" -Daniel Rashel wants something that Tolli took from her. Adler wonders where he was. Daniel is a derp. Kendall talks to Tolli privately. Daniel wonders if he annoys Morgan. He does. Daniel continues his derpy ways. Adler restrains Daniel. "Silly Daniel." -Adler Taylor sits in Adler's former chair. Daniel wonders if Adler will get off of him. Daniel promises to stop pushing Morgan's buttons. Kendall wants Daniel to embrace him, make him his brother. Daniel breaks his promise. Alex wonders if Morgan took his purple pen. She did not. Molly chuckles as Adler reads the transcript out loud. "In a nice voice." -Adler Tolli imitates a crying person. Skyler drinks water. Molly wonders if she can beat Adler in a staring contest. She can't. Adler laughs at the thought. Adler agrees with Molly. Molly wonders who told her that she sucks at life. Molly swears it was today. "Really Molly, really?" -Adler Adler attempts to write the transcript himself. Adler fails. Brynlee and Yuanze arrive. Jordan wonders who "Moldly" is. He will never know. Molly remembers that it was Alex and Kendall who told her that she sucks at life. Molly points in Alex and Kendall's direction. Molly wonders what just happened. Molly looks at Morgan in strange ways. Jack arrives with a poptart. Jack reads the transcript. "And listens to Adler's amazing narration." -Adler "Daniel has a poptart." -Jack Kendall wants Jack to lean on him. "The gay undertones are high." -Jack "What?" -Kendall A little bird told Kendall that Jack loves Kendall. Kendall questions Morgan's ability to make transcripts. Kendall spews a piece of paper. "He regurgetates his piece of paper. And gives it to his babies." -Jack Morgan does not know how to spell "regurgetates", so she tries her best. Everyone leaves Morgan alone to observe from afar. Tolli thinks he is going home. Tolli is wrong. Tolli walks over and reads the transcript. "kill em" -Tolli Jordan knocks over the skiis. Kendall yells at Daniel for knocking over the skiis. Jordan thinks Morgan can't spell his name. Adler does jumping jacks to "get pumped". Jayce arrives and laughs at the sight of Adler doing jumping jacks. Jordan and Daniel hover around behind Morgan as she types. Daniel pokes Jordan's shoulder. Jordan punches Daniel. Jordan wants Morgan to document his actions. Jordan pokes Daneil's head. Jack pulls out Daniel's hair. Adler can't pronounce skiis. Daniel sits and watches Morgan type. Adler continues to narrate. Adler takes another drink of Pepsi. Daniel, once again, breaks his promise. Daniel types three sixes. "And a three." -Adler Debate postings go up. Jordan and Morgan finish their round with confidence. Morgan and Jayce sit at the lunch table. Skyler and Jacob come back to cafeteria after round with total confidence. Jacob can tell that they won. Morgan is extrememly excited for Jacob and Skyler. Jordan makes fun of Morgan's excitment. Morgan observes Jacob's flow. Jacob observes Morgan's flow. Jacob observes Jordan's flow. Brynlee and Yuanze arrive from round with little confidence, but great enthusiasm. Megan "is impressed with the running comentary of the tournament." -Megan Megan sits back and basks in the awesomeness that is this transcript. Jacob and Taylor discuss rounds. Jayce returns. Jayce reads the transcript and immediately turns away. Jordan scratches Morgan. Jayce touches Morgan's bow with passion. Jayce reads the previous sentence and smiles, wondering why Morgan would write such a thing. Skyler wonders if someone stole his case that he left on the table. Jordan, Skyler, and Jacob find the case after seconds of searching. Jillian pulls up a chair next to Skyler. Jillian talks about the awkwardness of the people behind her, taking a picture together. Jacob os proud of himself in round. Alex and Rashel return from round with great confidence. Skyler sits and eats a Cup O' Noodles. Everyone again leaves Morgan to observe from afar. Rashel tells Morgan about her round. Megan wonders if it is possible to change your whole speech during a tournament. Jacob wonders what Morgan is doing. "BOOM! We killed em." -Alex Jayce comes back once again. Alex explains to Morgan his recent events in round. Jayce and Jacob discuss Jacob's judge's boyfriend. Jacob wonders who "Jacon" is. Jacob wonders why Morgan is so excited. "oo kill em" -Jacob and Jayce Isaac comes over. Isaac wonders how we are doing. Taylor replaces Isaac's tie into it's correct position. Jillian wonders what ingredients are in peach rings. Dylan shares his bread. Alex suggests that our chant should be "oo kill em!" postings for round two go up. Morgan and Jordan are flight one. Some random lady complains about charger privileges and steals a phone. Jordan and Morgan exit the round unsure. Alex and Rashel make it to the cafeteria with total confidence. Jayce and Taylor express their total confidence. Dylan feels bad about how easy his round was. Dylan eats ravioli while explaining his round to Jillian. Adler arrives and does some sort of greeting dance with Taylor. Dylan opens a salad. Megan observes the transcript over Morgan's shoulder. Isaac thinks the hot dog cup looks like a cupcake. Everyone talks amongst themselves, paying no regard to Morgan. Morgan awaits the arrival of Tolli and Dani- They arrive. Tolli runs in with complete confidence. Dylan leaves. Daniel asks Morgan for a ride home. Morgan converses with Alex about the matter. Adler narrates everything starting at round one postings. Taylor eats Bugles. Daneil explains his round to Rashel. "Their speeches were literally about ten seconds long. Each." -Daniel Morgan wonders if SKyler and Jacob are still in round. Daniel explains his opponents' stalling. Daniel once again explains how his opponents had 5 contentions and never attacked their points to Jordan. "Secrecy was their whole contention 1." -Jordan "They said that the NSA causes conformity..." -Daniel Rashel has a question about rounds. Rashel wonders if she should give a road map for every speech. Adler yells Morgan's name. Adler tells Morgan about a little gavel he saw. Morgan spells "gavel" correctly. Some kid gives a heart sign to Adler. Adler returns the heart. Adler narrates while eating a hot dog. "Wipe your pants off you dirty little bugger." -Jordan Morgan thinks: "Get that mud off your pants!" Jordan discovers that there are four preliminary rounds. Morgan wonders if there are hidden quarters. "one, two, three, FAH!" -Morgan Morgan and Rashel participate in the official chant. Daniel and Jordan watch Morgan type. "Look, a wild derp!" -Jordan Jordan tries to deny his previous statement. Jordan is a derp. Daniel laughs at Morgan's previous observation. Rashel shows Morgan a fancy way of folding paper. Daniel denies his laughter. Rashel's paper is, in fact, fancy. "Rashel is paranoid" -Adler Adler is all up in Morgan's grill. "Literally!" -Adler Daniel urges Morgan to record Adler's statements about Pepsi. "Indoor voices!" -Daxton Adler quotes the Old Spice commercial. Jordan arrives. Adler yells in Jordan's ear. Rashel thinks that Orange Leaf is considered dinner. Rashel explains the difference between Kiwi Loco and Orange Leaf. Adrian expresses his views on justified distances to drive for frozen yogurt. Adrian goes AFK in debates. Daniel pats the table as if expressing his longing for drums. Daniel wants some of Rashel's chocolate chips. Some kid laughs way too hard at Adler's Old Spice impression. Adler can't whistle. Rashel and Adrian sing "We are Young." Adrian waves his arms in the air. Adler nibbles his thumb at Adrian. Adrian is taking is anger out on Adler. "Hail Hitler!" -Adler "Hail Obama!" -Adler Rashel is appauled at the SKittles commercial. Jordan tells what Daxton thinks of him. Morgan thinks: "Woah, Woah, language." Amanda wonders what she told Jordan. "Don't hate." -Jordan "You need a little more brown in your life." -Jordan Adler attempts to point out his step-dad. He fails. Adler immitates Johnny Bravo. This is Alder's first white guy impersonation. Jordan asks Morgan for Tolli's number. Morgan gives Jordan tolli's number. Daniel attempts to troll. He fails. Taylor tells Morgan the secret to beautiful, sexy hair. Everyone waits for Skyler and Jacob to arrive so they can leave. Kendall arrives. Kendall and Adler participate in an extremely intimate embrace. Rashel says the "N" word. Adler says the "N" word. Twice. "Woah. WOAH. LANGUAGE." -Morgan Sean gives everyone an update about tomorrow and excuses us. Adler slaps Adrian upside the head. Jordan brings Morgan's stuff over to her. Kendall pokes Morgan. Kendall asks Morgan for a ride in the morning. Jayce wipes his wet folder on a random sweatshirt. Adler bids everyone his farewell. Skyler arrives with no confidence. Jacob has more confidence than Skyler, but still has little confidence. Jordan wonders if we are going to leave now. Jordan asks if we are going to leave now. Jordan unzips Daniel's backpack and steals his pencil bag. Jordan wonders if Daniel has a problem. Jordan pokes Daniel. And Morgan. Daniel calls Jordan loving and adorable. Jordan uses the "F" word. "WOAH. LANGUAGE." -Morgan Jordan continues to use the "F" word. Daniel and Jordan poke Morgan. Morgan is annoyed. Officially. Rashel offers peach rings. Jordan is overly excited. Valery arrives. Valery gasps at the sight of peach rings. The "N" word is used several times by Amanda and Jordan. Everyone decides it is time to finally leave. Morgan prepares to save this file.
i’ve been staring at this gif of the rock rolling his eyes for like 5 minutes
it’s such a perfect eyeroll. like it’s not sloppy or anything. his eyes make a perfect half rotation followed by a quick look of ‘whatever’ in one smooth motion.
and the look directed at the camera right after.
so much sarcasm. so much sassiness. 10/10.
this is my aesthetic.
Lady Gaga killed it!
Her eyes ain't green they straight white