see pinned post for dni and other Important info | I rein supreme and I do it stylishly | I live in your ears | Arson | Apparently, I'm the leader of a Thomas the tank engine cult... Anyway, bring a contribution to orange brunch | stay tuned for sporadic updates on the Capitalism fandom | Elon Musk x Guillotine x Jeff Bezos | I survived and was part of Mishapocalypse 2.0 and 3.0 | Profile pic by Tia @local-friendly-wizard| Name: Morgue | Age: 21 | see pinned post for pronouns | trans person thing | Queer | BLM | ACAB | EAT THE RICH | WEAR A MASK | F*CK TERFS & SWERFS | FREE PALESTINE | Warning: might swear... a lot | and enters the description section act 1 : you think you understand you think you get it you don't... the pain I feel is immeasurable the fact that not only did they take away his beautiful voice but his FAT JUICY ASS MARIO MY SWEAT PRINCE EAT YOUR PASTA PLEASE WHY YOUR ASS FLAT... my apologies, I will now speak of something very important to me and I'm sure everyone else... I am still in your ears you may have forgotten, may have thought all those little voices in your ears were you losing it, but I've been here all along and I'm not going anywhere, I'M the reason you love ice coffee, I'M the reason you don't like the colour purple anymore, AND I'M the one who thought I'd be funny if you unironically listened to Weezer when no one was looking, AND MY MASTER PLAN? cabbages please, spare cabbages gib me cabbage pwease OR I'LL EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD YOU HEATHEN RAT... toes... mosquito bites make me itch it hurt so much it make me piss (ment to be sung like a jingle in a commercial)... I had to ring out the chipped ham at work like a wet towel used my a very sweaty beefy man that just did a mostly naked public workout... Jesus that sh!ts three steps away from corn... corn it's a big lump with knobs it's got the "juice" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the end?
"yeah one of the side effects of the illness where you have no appetite for life is a literal loss of appetite" if you wrote this in a book people would call it unsubtle
i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.
