A playing card by any other name:

What do I have up my sleeve in the City of Subdued Excitement? Danny, 30-something, Queer, very polyamorous but also like legally gay married, supplement whore, poet, fitness enthusiast, unfortunate owner of a corporeal form

[acelessthan3]

Karaoke vibes from Monday

[sirdanjin]

I miss my profile picture

But staff isn't responding 😔✊🏼

[kirbycowboy]

some of you need to get laid and it shows

[tockthewatchdog]

we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

[invertprivileges]

checks out, thank you melanie

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[redwinerozanova]

jesus’s return???

[acelessthan3]

Carly Rae WHAT ARE YOU TEASING US WITH?

[gremlininho]

be crimes do gay

[hfourxor]

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

[acelessthan3]

Listen, your kid reads Dog Man books, I really don't think they're going to bat an eye at the Pup Play guys at the Pride Parade

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[acelessthan3]

I was explaining to husband that being neurotypical is like... you don't feel as much as hard. The waves of the emotions are shallower so it's easier to ignore the little things because they register as like a 1 or 2 out of ten. And even big emotions are generally peaking at a 7/8 on the rare occasion they come along (think weddings, death in the family, etc). So it takes less emotional energy to navigate the world and you have more leftover for everything else.

[tinnedsardine]

[havingapoemwithyou]

Against Empire by Jim Moore

[acelessthan3]

Just started a work email with "I promise I'm not being a pushover for this sales rep, the price on [product] was just better so I'm switching suppliers."

[bakedgecko]

you would think that after seeing a couple thousand dicks or so it would get boring

[acelessthan3]

Started playing Stardew Valley now that I finished TotK, not sure what's going on but I'm vaguely intrigued by the wizard tower