@fxckingmoran cont. from [this meme thing]
Sebastian’s nose wrinkles, his gaze turning back to the man bleeding out on his bedroom floor. He’s lying there, spluttering and looking up at them with wide eyes. Any attempts to say something are silenced by the sniper. “Jesus christ, shut the fuck up.” A bullet between the eyes to finish the job. Better to put the poor bastard out of his misery. Attention returns to Jim. “Technically, yes - It is my mess. But I’d like to point out that he was planning on stabbing me first. I’m just quicker. He’s that bloke that Scotland Yard have been looking for.” He throws his gun onto the bed. “It’s just my luck that the first shag I’ve had in months turns out to be a sex crazed killer.” He drops to his haunches, patting the man on the cheek. “Poor fucker met his match in me.” Eyes look up at Jim. “Why won’t you help me move him? He’s lanky, I don’t know if he’ll fit in the back of my car.”
Jim looks on dispassionately as the poor sod gurgles and fails to draw another lungful of crucial, life-giving oxygen, eyes already starting to fade by the time Sebastian puts a bullet in him. Something left unsaid has him prickling uncomfortably, whether it be the mention of their currently possessing the body of somebody the Yarders have been sniffing after, or the revelation that Moran has been sticking it in him recently.
“And why would I want to do that?” he wonders, deliberately difficult simply for the sake of spite. Jim’s brimming with it, and he doesn’t necessarily always know why. This time, he can chalk it up to the sorry state of his carpet, and the impending decision he will have to make regarding whether he ought to pay to have it cleaned or simply purchase something new for this space. “That’s what I’ve got you for.”
He runs both hands down over the front of silk pajamas, then, shooting Sebastian an incredulous look. Is he expected to ruin good silk, too?

















