Moriarty's Tiger

Technically a fandom blog but idk what's going on here really. Your guess is as good as mine.

[pleatedjeans]

[queerlyquinn-deactivated2025031]

My therapist and I decided that from now on, when I’m thinking something negative about myself, I’m going to imagine that Donald Trump is saying it, because it’s really easy for me to just tell him to fuck off.

Example:

Trump: “Your thighs are fat.” Me: “Fuck you and your fucking wall.”

I think we’re onto something here.

[justedrecoverythings]

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

[trueloveistreacherous]

You’re just as competitive as we are. Absurd. I’m more competitive.

[mitski-miyawakis]

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

[phdna]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

[sunfortune]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[vikander]

[peachi-tae]

stationery shopping in japan

[jawnbaeyega]

FAVORITE JOHN BOYEGA MOMENTS - 

John + Shutting Down Foolishness 👊👊👊 (x)

[beaubete]

Holy shit, the amount of casual racism and micro aggressions he handles so graciously, even from people who should know better. John Boyega is a better man than we deserve.

[beatnikdaddio]

admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

[romanimp]

#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

[edteachs-adhd-spiral]

Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

[spart117mc-blog]

Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’

- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America

[sevenswansons-blog]

I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.

[zenizm]

i would protect sam wilson with my life

[gael-garcia]

“I ask you as both warrior and king, how long do you think you can keep your friend safe from me?” 

Chadwick Boseman as T’Challa (Black Panther) in Captain America: Civil War

[lassyfennworld]

Pokémon evolution through the ages

[lychgate]

what caused this man such fear to begin sprinting 

[docterstrange-deactivated201701]

GRAHAM NORTON ESC 2016

(about the dancers in the opening ceremony) ‘Oh, nice new trainers!’

(about the Netherlands) ‘Apparently he has put 1000 euros on himself to win. I hope he doesn’t need the money for tattoo removal because he’s lost it’

(again about Netherlands) ‘Does anyone find these guitarists marginally creepy?’

(about Italy pulling a vegetable out of nowhere) ‘I don’t know. I just don’t know’

(about Israel) ‘It comes with a giant hoop. Sometimes it lights up, sometimes it doesn’t. It’s temperamental like that.’

(about Israel) ‘Well that was tense. All those fireworks and all that hairspray. Never a good idea.’

(about Bulgaria’s outfit) ‘Maybe Bulgaria has poor street lighting. She has invested in some neon knee pads, which are useful for… gardening at night. I don’t know what she gets up to’

(about Germany) ‘There isn’t a single thing about this woman that doesn’t annoy me’

(about Poland) ‘Enjoy that smile.It’ll be the last one you see off him’

(about Australia being in eurovision) ‘One of the best things about Eurovision is that it defies logic. Let’s not try to explain it’

(about Cyprus) ‘From one of the best songs in the competition to… Cyprus. The band is called Minus One… Should probably call it Minus Five, it would be better.’

(about Cyprus) ‘The band are performing in cages. Not sure who is being protected; them or the audience.’

(about Lithuania) ‘Whatever happens, he’s got some new sneakers out of the competition’

(about Croatia) ‘I feel like the backing singers are in some sort of witness protection program’ 

(about Malta) ‘Not sure if that was the father that was lurking’

[shencomix]

Worst Person Ever

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[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[sassafrassatrash-blog]

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

[xeppeli]

this is the best addition to this post

[boykingjoffrey-deactivated20150]

When u see BoJo, Osborne and the lads havin a cheeky nandos wiv out u & u pretend u don’t care

[the-interlude-deactivated202004]

The signs as British culture

Aries: banterbus Taurus: bloody fit Gemini: Archbishop of banterbury Cancer: Top notch bants with the lads Leo: Proper ledge Virgo: Jeremy Kyle with the fam Libra: *treats you to maccies* Scorpio: Flips the teacher off Sagittarius: Bantermobile Capricorn: Knobhead Aquarius: Ed millibanter Pisces: *watching Tracy beaker*

[skippingthewitches]

I saw noel fielding last night with my very own eyeballs and it was amazing ♡ (sorry I didn’t get better photos the-mighty-hair-of-noel-fielding)