Centauri JM-2b7 🪐

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[moriyuh]

the decomposing squirrel is so me

i freaking love this guy

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @misceris)

[tall]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[moriyuh]

when the pattern is written so i just give up on the project

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[sickdogs]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[angstyastro]

These miis getting diagnosed today

[constellaj]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[chilewithcarnage]