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producing hxj is the polar opposite of eating pussy  

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[tamamita]

Carbonated hot dog water

[ffoxpile]

op do you take criticism on your posts

[tamamita]

Go ahead and kill me already

[kosmonin]

do kids these days know about glomping?

[catlips001]

What is that?

[m0uthslikesidewindermissiles]

hehe…. *glomps you* OwO

:3

[catlips001]

What the fuck?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.

[weirdmageddon]

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

[the-real-slim-strider]

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

[weirdmageddon]

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

[the-real-slim-strider]

“urghurhur im love eat sour” it was a bad call

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her one

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

give her a cheeto.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

moodboard.

[spamblogappreciationblog]

me, with tears streming down my face: which one of you is ruth ,

[nauticalradical]

24 isnt referring to her age…

[foulserpent]

im so tired of this life. i want to be a roomba. i want knives taped to me. and i want to be set loose.

[joshpeck]

​the energy of this post is dark and mysterious

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[lmaonade]

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

[rcktpwr]

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

[twilightovervenus]

*choking to death on White Chocolate Reece’s cups* My ancestors are smiling on me imperials, can you say the same?

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

one skin

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

two skin

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

three skin

[slizzard]

dont finish this post

[ohduhviing]

[scumfuckus]

apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”

[scumfuckus]

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[nixcraft]

Google street view in Rome

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hotvampireadjacent]

begging won’t save you