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[luetta]

hey bro last night was really fun, i felt my inner flower bloom in your presence. sadly the only butterfly species with a long enough proboscis went extinct long ago. but i saw you ate that fruit cup without cutlery so maybe not all hope is lost

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[glamdyke]

easily top ten worst sentences of all time

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Just escaped from Hell thanks to the incredibly convenient road leading directly out! Apparently it was paved with good intentions? Thanks for those, everybody! They worked out great, just like always!

[onlinebeast]

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

[importantcatpics]

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

what did dads even do before wd-40

[she-doesnt-have-the-range]

[catchymemes]

[petluck]

insane news, today a man in my city stole a bus and just. kept making all the stops.

[petluck]

the Assman rides again

[petluck]

an upstanding citizen of our great city

[princess-rosiebird]

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

[princess-rosiebird]

The heist of the century

[princecroutons]

the table slug

[sludgenaut]

the boys are not vibing with my attitude in the workout chat

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

she needs to get him a bigger bowl 💔

[dogpuppy]

[pekingopera]

Kelly Pringle