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hi my name is missy. i am 24 years old and a mother of 6 transgender children. facts don’t care about your feelings as i say. i am a scientologist and amish and have been for 50 years. my marriage was arranged by my great great great grandmother in her diary. she had me marry a porn bot i met on here before i had discovered she was cheating on me by sending her spyware link to other men. i am cisgender. my dream job is a buzzfeed quiz maker, but my current job is a brain surgeon. i can do my own brain surgery blind and have before. i am green and believe we need more green representation in media. i was born on a cliffside in sweden and i cannot speak swedish and was mute for half of my life. i do not believe in modesty. ulf kritersson has tried to have me assassinated before as i am too powerful the day i was to be assassinated i fell asleep while driving and that’s when jfk came to me in a dream and told me to go home i was not assassinated that day me and jfk are married now and he warns me when ulf kritersson attempts to assassinate me once more it has happened 73 times now. i am not in therapy as the therapist is too weak for me. every morning i smoke while holding my 7th transgender baby. i was born this way. i have astral projected and my soul was trapped in the body of a 7 year old north korean boy for 2 years. i have never seen a movie in my life and try to destroy every small business i see by suing them into the ground. i have been to every country on earth and haven created 5 brand new ones just so i could say ive been to the most countries ever. i invent my own languages to write down my secrets and then brainwash myself to forget the language after so nobody will know the secrets. i invented the gun. in my past life i was napoleon’s horse and now whenever i see paintings of myself i yearn to be with my great owner once more. i photosynthesis.
i am mormon missy.















