tumblr user who listens to bands like the beatles, chooses kindness, considers themselves to be anti-war, fights for the liberation of marginalised groups, advocates community resources and free services etc. you’re not a punk. you’re a hippie. and that’s okay.
I was unironically telling one of my best friends a week or so ago that more people need to like the idea of being hippie instead of mislabeling themselves as punk. Radical kindness is a hippie thing, not a punk one! Plus, if the hope is to be subversive and push against conservatism, as someone else said, your average conservative will be probably more offended by a hippie than a punk
That last point is an interesting one to bring up, because there’s been a wave of conservatives trying to reclaim punk for themselves, and a lot of people online have mocked this development as a paradox because “it’s impossible to be conservative and punk” but the problem is… punk is specifically an anti-establishment movement. Bigots usually (if not always) view themselves as the victims of targeted attacks on their freedom of speech or their right to live comfortably, which can easily breed anti-establishment sentiments, hence why Nazi punks have existed since the beginning of the punk movement itself. You don’t know which establishment a punk is against, and it might not be the same one as yours.
Hippies, on the other hand, are everything that conservatives hate. A movement that was built on body autonomy, sexual freedom, anti-war and total liberation is exactly what conservatives are shitting their pants over. Punks are easier for conservatives to hijack and claim, but a conservative wouldn’t touch a hippie with a barge pole.
This isn’t to undermine the punk movement as a whole, I just think it’s important for people to take off their rose-coloured glasses when it comes to a single music subculture and not treat it like the be all and end all of political activism, especially when it can lead to unknowingly sharing spaces with extremely dangerous bigots.
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Disclaimer: this is HEAVILY based on my portrayal of Wally for an Alive!AU with @fairylightsandthings and will reference Maddie heavily
A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He is the king of aftercare. It’s so important to make your partner feel safe and loved after sex and nobody understands that better than Wally Clark. He’ll pull Maddie in after they finish, holding her against his chest, telling her how good she did and how much he loves her. He’ll run his fingers through her hair, guide her face up so he can look her in the eyes when he tells her that she’s his favorite person in the whole world. She’s also gonna get kisses all over her face until she’s giggling and squirming to get away.
B - Body part (favorite body part of theirs and their partner’s)
Wally’s favorite part of his own body is his arms. He’s proud of all of it — he’s worked goddamn hard to look as good as he does — but nothing shows strength like his arms. He has no trouble picking Maddie up and holding her against a wall or just generally carrying her around. He loves to show off, too, and will absolutely pick up heavy shit just to prove that he can. It makes her drool a little bit, in more ways than one.
His favorite body parts of Maddie’s is her waist. He loves all of her, could probably write an entire dissertation on every single part of her body, but her waist — god. Her skin is so soft there, smooth under his hands. He holds her there all the time, to keep her close to his side or to guide her when she rides him. Sexual or not, he loves to touch her there.
C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It goes inside. I think Wally can be persuaded to paint Maddie’s tits or tummy or ass with his mess, but he prefers to cum inside. Whether that means her pussy, her ass, or her mouth, he doesn’t care. As long as he gets to press in deep and fill her pretty body up, he’s a happy boy.
D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
Wally had never, ever considered the possibility of being pegged until he and Maddie started fooling around. It started with her talking about how nice she thinks his ass is and making passing comments about how pretty he would look bent over. One thing lead to another and she absolutely changed his life the first time she fucked him. It’s not an everyday occurrence, but Maddie can tell when he starts to get too stressed that it’s something Wally needs.
E - Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Wally Clark is a certified virgin as far as any actual sexual activity goes. He’s had girlfriends before Maddie, made it to second base and some touching over clothes, but never farther. It’s not that he doesn’t know what he’s doing — he knows porn isn’t the best blueprint, but it helps him get the gist. Virgin or not, he’s far from blushing the first time he and Maddie go all the way. His pillow had been on the receiving end of his practice until then, and apparently, it had paid off beautifully.
F - Favorite Position
It’s a painfully vanilla answer, but this boy is a certified missionary lover. Other positions are fun and he does love to experiment, but absolutely nothing beats being able to see Maddie’s face when he slips inside or while he’s railing her senseless. He can kiss her so easily in this position, too. How can you beat that?
G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc?)
He certainly can be a goofball in the moment. I don’t think Wally likes to take life or himself too seriously, so why would sex be any different? It’s a nice, healthy mix of jokes and sweet affirmations.
H - Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
It’s neat and trimmed, but Wally’s definitely got some hair. He’s not absolutely covered in it, but he’s definitely fuzzy in the pit area. I also just feel like he likes the way his pubes look, dark and curly above his dick. Especially when he’s got it stuck down Maddie’s throat. Her nose will be pressed in against that dark hair, and come on. How’s he supposed to shave it when she looks that good?
I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romance aspect)
Again, he certainly can be romantic, it just depends on the vibe. He does love to set up a romantic moment, but he’s not even a little opposed to being silly during. It’s kinda part of his thing, part of the charm, part of the reason Maddie fell in love with him in the first place.
J - Jack off (a masturbation headcanon)
It’s once a day, unless he knows for sure sex is on the table later. He’s got a ridiculously high sex drive that he doesn’t force on Maddie. He’s perfectly happy to take care of himself so she doesn’t feel like she has to. Wally’s usually a pretty simple guy, just some lube and a hand. I do think he’ll occasionally indulge in a little more explorative play if he’s got the time, throw a toy in the mix if he doesn’t have football practice the next day, if you catch my drift.
K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Judge all you want, but I just know this boy is into piss, and by extension, overstimulation. He loves nothing more than to make Maddie cum so many times that when she squirts, it just doesn’t stop. They’ve made a mess of his bed a fair few times like that. He likes to be watched, too, and will absolutely whip his dick out and piss wherever, as long as it’s mostly hidden and there’s only a slight chance of getting caught. He just loves to have Maddie’s eyes on him at all times, not even just then. If she comes to watch him practice, he’ll show off any way he can just because he knows she’s looking.
L - Location (favorite places to do it)
The back of his car is probably Wally’s very favorite place to get freaky. Their first time was in that backseat and the very thought of being back there with Maddie gets him stirring in his pants. They have a spot they like to park, off at the end of a rarely frequented parking lot that’s nice and dark.
He’s also quite partial to his bed. Maddie seems to fall apart so easy there, surrounded by sheets that smell like her boyfriend. His house is empty more often than it isn’t, which means she doesn’t have to hide any of her pretty sounds.
M - Motivation (what turns them on)
A slight breeze. Wally’s easy, especially when it comes to Maddie. All she has to do is look at him the right way and he’s ready, needy, wanting. His turn ons are anything and everything to do with her, really.
N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s not into anything too rough and he certainly doesn’t like degradation or impact play. He’ll throw out some dirty terms like whore and slut, but he means them affectionately. They’re never demeaning. Sex isn’t meant to be like that, so rough it’s more like a beating. Big no thank you.
O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Oral is an all around yes. Wally loves to give, loves to receive. More of their sexual encounters are oral than aren’t, simply due to convenience. There isn’t always time to sit Maddie on his dick like he wants to, but he can always make time to bury his face between her legs. Maddie’s equally as obsessed with oral, often just falling to her knees to take Wally’s dick into her mouth. He’s never not game for that, spreading his knees apart so easily to give her room to work.
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc)
It really depends on the moment. He can do either. If one of them has had a bad day and needs to turn their brain off, it’s hard and fast, chasing a release to get that needed rush of dopamine with some sweet cuddles after. If they’re really into it, it’s slow and sweet, making love more than it is having sex. Genuinely, it’s all dependent on vibe.
Q - Quickie (opinions on these, how often, etc)
Whenever, wherever. It takes the drop of a hat for Wally to be down for it, so he’s all about a quickie. He doesn’t care if it’s semi-public, completely private, whatever. It’s not a necessity by any means, but if Maddie starts to pull him into a random closet, he’s absolutely following her lead.
R - Risk (are they experimental? Do they take risks?)
Yes and no. It’s never anything life threatening or scary, but he’s okay with the unfamiliar. Within certain boundaries, Wally’s down to try anything once. How do you know if you hate it unless you give it a go?
Risky sex as far as semi-public and possibly getting caught are a big yes. He loves that, loves the thrill of maybe being walked in on at any moment.
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go? How long can they last?)
Realistically, he can only go two rounds, but in a perfect fantasy land, it’s at least four. As for how long he lasts, I do think that’s dependent on the activity. Some things work him up faster than others.
T - Toys (do they own them? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Toys are a sometimes treat. It’s not that he doesn’t enjoy them, it’s just that they aren’t a need. Wally’s good at what he does, he knows Maddie’s body inside and out, forwards and backwards. He doesn’t need a toy to get her off well. Sometimes, though, a man just wants to get on his knees for his girlfriend, and Maddie looks so pretty in her strap. That, and Wally loves to submit for her.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
HE FUCKING LOVES TO TEASE. Sometimes, the teasing takes longer than the actual sex. God, he can be so mean about it, too. Light touches just this side of not enough that they’re frustrating, reducing Maddie to tears on more than one occasion. He’s so sweet after, though, kissing her cheeks and giving her exactly what she needs.
V - Volume (how loud are they, what sounds they make, etc)
He isn’t quite loud so much as he is very expressive and vocal. Wally’s a talker, loves to dirty talk and sweet talk Maddie while they going at it. He’s not shy about the way she makes him feel and he doesn’t hide a single moan or groan or whine. He loves to tell her exactly what she’s doing to him, how she’s making him feel, how good she feels.
W - Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)
Wally Clark is in possession of a dick that could easily be labeled a weapon. It’s long and it’s thick, barely standing under its own weight. The boys has a heavy pair of balls, too. Nice and full and ready to breed.
X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Wally’s athletically built, fit, and strong. He’s got these pretty, muscular curves in all the right places. His ass is pretty and round, more than enough to grab a handful of. His nipples are dark and sensitive. I also think he’s covered in a light dusting of freckles all over.
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It’s definitely high. He’s alway ready to go, just about. But yearning isn’t just about that. He yearns after his girlfriend all the time, wanting to be holding her or touching her at all times. When they’re apart, he’s daydreaming about when they’re together again, thinking of ways he can make her smile.
Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)
It depends on how hard they go at it. After multiple rounds, it’s much easier to fall asleep. But he never, ever falls asleep before he’s sure Maddie has been properly taken care of and comforted and loved afterward.
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I wanna write more Wally stuff but at this point, I’ve written him so much with my wife that he’s practically my OC and I’m not sure how much he aligns with “canon” anymore
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