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"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

libraford

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

classichorrorshit

moronic-shovel

Honey no!! I’m allergic to those ones!!!

thememedaddy

arollofbutcherpaper

not only should we all be striving for just that, but we also should always spell and pronounce "that is it" as "dassit"

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beidak

I can’t fucking believe it.

kaciart

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lighthouseshepard

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

lighthouseshepard

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

rebel-hunk-enjoyer

Honestly just imagined that an 18 hour shift at the mailing-fries-in-envelopes factory must have been grueling.

1969chevycamaro

The factory is the only thing proping up the stamp industry

the-haiku-bot

The factory is

the only thing proping up

the stamp industry

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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tgirl-thucydides

So this is definitely a case of "we did not expect Harvard to fight back and we forgot they have billions of dollars and the best lawyers"

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

"we forgot that they have almost forty billion dollars. most of the people we pick on do not have almost forty billion dollars, or really any number of billions of dollars, and we are realizing that 'almost forty billion' is a big variable to leave out of your strategic calculations. really cannot emphasize enough that we have not racked up a lot of experience bullying - specifically - targets who possess close to forty billion U.S. dollars"

ralfmaximus

They also forgot what Harvard makes, its primary reason for existence: lawyers.

Yep. If you're a Harvard grad, and you're not a doctor, you're probably a high end lawyer. And alums are pissed.

nongunktional

god i never told you guys but a couple weeks ago at work i heard a guy say, and i closely paraphrase, "So I was out with my partner--republicans hate it when i say that. My heterosexual partner Jessica--" and i was straight up crying before he finished his sentence. fully diegetic convergent linguistic evolution live in the workplace

franzis-frantic-thoughts

what-even-is-thiss

Of course this is how I learned. How else?

senoraconstelacionesdeinvierno

I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.

There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.

When one person can give £70,000 to a hate group's legal funds, maybe it's time to bin the Dobby plushies.

rubikanon

Here's your periodic reminder of why it's so important not to buy any Harry Potter merch or watch anything JKR profits from.

It isn't about cancelling problematic media, idgaf. We're capable of reading books we already own with a critical eye.

It's about not giving more power to someone who is using it to materially harm our community.

ovenroastedtwerkey

And yes that includes that shitty video game, yes that includes the Lego sets, yes it includes visiting the theme park. Stop giving Transphobia Georg money.