This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and Iād have to be like āohhhhkay letās parse this out.ā
When we had Moonlight: Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, Twilight
My favorite in recent memory, though: āThe Big Sickā =Ā āThe Fat Badā
Donātā¦ Donāt movie theaters haveā¦the names of the moviesā¦ Rightā¦ There?
Ah, see, the problem here is that youāre making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.
My friend used to work at movie theater and she would text me stories like this. One time when some Tyler Perry movie was out she said that a black family came up to the booth she was working and she asked what they wanted tickets for. The husband gestured to himself and his family and was like ācome on, you know what we here for.ā My friend just laughed and rang up their tickets.
