lame

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[sesh]

[angryladies-deactivated20160518]

My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[tastefullyoffensive]

[paxamericana]

[cheese24k]

[bube-tube]

this iS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY JUST WAIT FOR IT TO GET GOING

[catbountry]

That’s one hell of a Rube Goldberg machine.

[hypotheticalwoman]

all good rube goldberg machines contain a live animal

[chuckskeleton-deactivated202001]

[umameva]

the mother called her babies just for me ;;;

[chaifootsteps]

Blessed.

[missanthropologist]

the most blessed, pure thing…

[a6]

[dulect]

when your manager checks on you that you’re enjoying your job

[bullee]

[earthstory]

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[birdcloudusa-deactivated2016061]

here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie 

[thyme-n-space]

If i ever stop reblogging this it’s safe to assume i died. 

[triplesixmafia]

[lesbiantwinpeaks]

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I need to stop getting on scottish twitter cuz i be wanting to laugh mad hard in class

[dongwater]

I’m losing my fucking shit because my mom is getting catfished by a guy that sends her pictures like this and it never once occurred to her that this….isnt a real picture that a real person would ever take, ever

[bassiter]

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS