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me at 10: well really what I want to do with my life is cure cancer, and be an extremely famous scientist, and discover things that change the world, and win a Nobel Prize, and be a novelist, and

me at 20: so what I think I want is to have a successful career, and work hard for promotions, and establish myself in my industry, and make a good life for myself, and sure it's not curing cancer but it's more realistic

me at 30: I want to pet my kitty cat. I want to go on long bike rides when the weather is nice. I want to roll around on the grass. I want to cook good food. I want to clean my house. I want to get a good vacuum. I want to sleep when I'm tired. I want to never open Microsoft Teams again.

pepperoni-oni

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bakersfield-row

Can’t get this on any other social media

pascalsky

PEDRO PASCAL for Style Magazine Italia

obscure-entity

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

obscure-entity

sequel as a thank you for all the fucked up images everyone has sent

dragon-in-a-fez

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

cowinatrenchcoat

My husband has a coworker who also trains therapy dogs to help with anxiety/depression. She brings the dogs to work occasionally for socializing and they hunt my husband down like heat seeking missiles.

He was in a meeting where everyone was seated at a large conference table. Both dogs ended up on either side of him, each resting their head on his leg. Bro needs more therapy than one dog can handle.

oldwayout

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”