The Texas Chain Saw Morrissey

MORRISSEYS SAD FACE IS ME AND I AM MORRISSEYS SAD FACE

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every single morning

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uuAAH!

Morrissey, This Charming Man (via morrisseyssadface)

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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: The Sniths.

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uuAAH!

Morrissey, This Charming Man (via morrisseyssadface)

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Single and ready to flamingo

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I've got all these Morrissey puns that only a very specific audience will understand so I can't employ them

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Morrissey keeps me up at night with his screeching, when will he stop

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My other blog is so edgy compared to this

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I swear I just saw Morrissey in the backseat of someone’s car

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Nevermind it was a baby in a carseat

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I swear I just saw Morrissey in the backseat of someone's car

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Hi! Baby girl! Mmmm what sexxy hot eyes!! your curves are sweetness and then some! Sweet daddy says hello! Chat back! Either way compliments stand sexxy hot curves and awesome eyes!

I'm male

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The Sniffles

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NY accent leaves me like Marrissey instead of Morrissey, shit

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morrissey x mr krabs for lyfe they spend 69,420 infinities together on this horrid planet

Mmmmmmmmmm oh yes daddy tell me more about the intimacies of their relationship, do they suffer existential crises together? Ugh so hot

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Sometimes I can't call Morrissey "moz" because moz is short for mozzarella which I don't think Is vegan. Perplexed by the situation, I determine a solution. I call him "vegan cheese pizza" instead. Am I alone In this?

Yes

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IM JUST KIDDING I FEEL YOU

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Sometimes I can't call Morrissey "moz" because moz is short for mozzarella which I don't think Is vegan. Perplexed by the situation, I determine a solution. I call him "vegan cheese pizza" instead. Am I alone In this?

Yes

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*morrissey crying with random ambient noises in the background*