Morro💨

A Morro rp/askblog!! pre-DOTD and post second death!! Aroace Morro canon 🤤

[morro-the-windmaster]

You'll never be green

I'm greener than you'll ever be, loser

[morro-the-windmaster]

//Temporarily going to disappear again 💔💔 I gotta lock in for Booth Tech practice in the musical -OOC//

[morro-the-windmaster]

“i’m so green”

thats you

cause youre green

...Yes, I am green. Thank you Captain obvious.

Is this—is this some modern joke, or something? By FSM the people of Ninjago are so weird.

[morro-the-windmaster]

Wait, addendum to my city ask.

Morro, a gun would've helped you so far during the plan. They've gotten way more efficient since your time.

...what in FSM's name is a gun?

(dude ur so right oh my FSM)

[morro-the-windmaster]

Could I maybe guess you were not familiar with cities when you came back? Was that part of why Stixx was your place of choice for the whole thing?

...No, I'm only familiar with villages like the one that tossed me aside. And I guess I chose stixx because it was familiar, and because I wanted to prove that a little bit of water wasn't going to hold me back. I wanted to show everyone that water wasn't going to stop me, that it was pointless to fight back.

[morro-the-windmaster]

Cute tallest guy? Cute tallest of the tallest guy.

..that's better. I still hate you, but that's better. Just quit calling me cute you creep

[morro-the-windmaster]

Bro, you are really proud of beating a Lloyd, a 10 year old? You are a loser. Yes I am also better than a 10 year old, I know what a cell is and how to do math.

Someone's got their panties in a twist. And if your only feat that makes you better than a ten year old is your intelligence, then you're a total dweeb.

Also, it was a ten year old and his much more trained friends. Not even that water witch could beat me—and she's literally my only weakness!! They're all weak losers

[morro-the-windmaster]

All ghost are green, idiot. Everyone is the green ninja on the cursef realm then

Okay but they're not my shade of green, I'm obviously the destined one. I'm way cooler than them

[morro-the-windmaster]

you know... if you ever met your future self, I bet there's gonna be a battle between the two of you- like you would literally bully him, and he starts getting tired of it ololololo

but with that in mind, do you think you can actually defeat yourself somehow? 👀

There probably would be, I doubt I'd be mature enough to not get pissed off at getting badmouthed, even if "future" me is apparently some level-headed cool guy who has a bush up his ass.

And of course I can, I'm better than everyone. Besides, from what I've heard, he doesn't have the wind on his side anymore. He's weak

[morro-the-windmaster]

you couldn’t be the green ninja so you died and became green everywhere.. dedication

It just shows that I deserve the green ninja title. I'm more dedicated than that loser will ever be

[morro-the-windmaster]

yk…echo the nindroid (/your alleged bf/situationship/secret third thing), aka Mr.E,

...I think that's a future Morro thing, or something. I've never heard of anyone named Echo.

[morro-the-windmaster]

a little birdie told me abt you and echo…

About me and who??? Who in FSM's name is echo?

[morro-the-windmaster]

🍖🍖🥩🥩🍗

.. I think this is the first time you've been silent

[morro-the-windmaster]

Alright? If not "little" then cutest short guy should do?

I do NOT like you.

And I'm not short, I don't know where you got that skewed information from you weirdo

Don't castrate me if this was meaner than usual pls pls pls I feel like I've been too nice and emo with him -ooc

[morro-the-windmaster]

You call Lloyd a loser but the one who is dead and without family or friends or green powers is you.

Someone's a little pissy that I don't like their favorite little loser.

And even without those things, I was better than Lloyd. He was barely able to fight me off, and relied on everyone else to even get a metaphorical scratch on me.

[morro-the-windmaster]

Sir why are you so green... maybe you should see a doctor.. or like.. whatever ghosts go to..

We're... All green? Like, take one glance at the departed realm you weirdo. It's probably a side effect from the preeminent or something. I don't know I'm used to it, it's obviously just a sign of what I'm supposed to be.

Or a cruel joke to show what I'll never have..

[morro-the-windmaster]

I did not mean to offend you, I just find all the Morros cute. It's a compliment little guy

Well I'd rather you refer to me with something much less degrading than little. I'm far from little, if anyone's little it's LLOYD, like the loser he is.