I honestly have no idea

Themes and blogs and people confuse me I just want to look at gifs of cats

[jigokuen]

Some notes I put together for my CDA Class. Just stuff that I use. Take with grain of salt.

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[thechekhov]

those 2 seconds felt like 2 hours

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[el-im]

Friendly reminder your local emo plays the bass

[mortalsong]

HOW MANY INSTRUMENTS DO YOU PLAY DUDE

[i-the-throw-away-deactivated201]

Cis people: NO STRAIGHT PEOPLE IN LGBTQ spaces

Me: ~~~straight trans people exist~~~~

[radicalspacecub]

lesbian, gay, *looks at smudged writing on hand* bicentennials, and *squints hard* trainspotters

[mangekyokakashi]

*stares at speck of dust in corner of hand* arsonists?

[jaythearrowace-deactivated20150]

*uses microscope* aromatherapy

[mortalsong]

Teacher: Class were watching a movie

Class: *excited and happy*

Teacher: its bill n-

Class: *cheers*

School: *starts a cult*

City: *raves*

Earth chanting: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Universe: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

[el-im]

((End of spam)) ((I’m sorry))

[el-im]

I lied that was not the end of the selfie spam I’m sorry

[mortalsong]

Based off your tags, it's sounds like your family is really freaking italian, despite not being 100% italian, and I respect that.

Ha, yeah, my family's big on traditions and food. Put those together...

[theijeoma-deactivated20180827]

i have a special place in my heart for children who calmly translate for their parents. so proud of how they switch their tongue, carrying two languages in their mouth without ever feeling like their parents are a burden. bless your hearts. 

[dammit-sammy]

Better to have mcfreakin loved and mcfreakin lost than never to have mcfreakin loved at all

[isfree2fly]

Muslim brothers and sisters

So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices

[sabr-iety-deactivated20150922]

Jazak'Allah khayr ahki

emtplyte

[ayofardeezy]

this is so cool!

[gobbledoctor-deactivated2016110]

someone: so do you have a crush on anyone

me:

[sideraclara]

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”

[thatcouldhavegoneworse-moved]

“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

1. this is a real and important issue

2. this tweet could also have been tweeted from a universe where salad bars are mostly filled with bees

[nevergenders]

the line “my name is blurryface and i care what you think” is really important

it’s phrased like caring what people think is overall good, and the whole stating their name like an introduction makes it sound super friendly

and the fact that it’s stated without the pitch-shift down with where we expect to hear blurryface

like as if blurryface is shown still growing up or just wants to appear more friendly

but the part about caring what people think isn’t used with a good context. the line before says “but now i’m insecure and i care what people think.” blurryface, although appearing and sounding nice and friendly, is clouding whatever person with insecurity and caring what people think of you. 

i’d compare it to someone smiling at you, shaking your hand, and telling you that you have 24 hours to live.

[nevergenders]

this is a controversial line. i’m thinking about it more and now i’m thinking the reason that it might not be spoke in blurryface’s voice is because it is actually tyler talking, thinking that he is blurryface or maybe to show him associating himself with blurryface. 

and the reason it sounds/is worded in such a friendly way is because tyler is actually friendly and nice but he cares what other people think of him and it has this process of pulling him down. this is why he goes full blurryface voice at the end.

also, i was just thinking - the reason that blurryface is only just tyler’s voice just pitchshifted down is because blurryface is tyler, just a distorted, angrier, more evil side.