Mortis Home of Ancient Oddities

[iluvrabbitz]

tv antler antennas

[antimony-medusa]

My old and terrible foe, "I thought about completing the task so in my brain I have already completed the task," we meet again. FUCK you anyways, buddy.

[redstonedust]

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[prettycursee]

Jelly

[casperscareschool]

so polite

[casperscareschool]

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

[casperscareschool]

so cool

[casperscareschool]

really awesome

[casperscareschool]

so nice you'll see her thrice

[wayneradiotv]

Bro leave me ALONE

[wayneradiotv]

??????

[crayonsquadlilac]

Fanart of the 1993 lego dragon

[furiouskettle]

warmup teapots

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[mamoru]

I think if you can figure out what is causing Symptoms that the inside of your brain should go DING DING DING and then the Symptoms say Fuck, you got me! and leave

[9cl]

[moonshineshrew]

Being nefarious with mama

[ferncloud]

let's find comfort with mama

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Don't become so afraid of being annoying that you don't allow yourself to be anything at all.

[chic-l]

[wyverewings]

if tumblr was for dragons it would be called tumblair. is this anything.

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🦎 hatchlingshoard Follow

been thinking about getting other stuff besides gems for my lair. maybe animal bones?

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🐉 sowingdragonsteeth Follow

humans will claim they’re allies and then support knights

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🐍 laidlyworm Follow

hey I won’t be posting to tumblair for a while, have to look for a new home. my dad found out about my cursed transformation and kicked me out.

🐍 laidlyworm Follow

update: I’m living with @/gargouille, I’ll continue posting but it might be infrequent since I’m trying to adapt to my new life

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🐲 hydraheadfive Follow

🦀

realized I haven’t posted karkinos much lately

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🔥breath-of-fire Follow

hey go check out the reluctant dragon if it’s in your area, it’s such a good play holy shit

hatchlings dni

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🐍 lindworm-prince Follow

why the fuck doesn’t anyone on this app give a shit about wyrms like we’re also dragons you know?????

🐲 wyvernofmordiford Follow

I shit you not, my ex thought wyrms were privileged????

⬜️ flamebreathingflyer-deactivated

they literally are though. dragonphobia stems from the belief that anything magical is evil, and wyrms aren’t magical because of their lack of flight. hope this helps!

🐊 cocaswife Follow

i don’t think dragonslayers care about the amount of limbs i think they just want everything with scales to die

🐉 blushingserpent Follow

update: flamebreathingflyer is the guy who tried to steal from fafnir’s hoard and ended up flying away in a storm and got struck by lightning because he had a lot of metal on him

👑 fafnir Follow

Yeah, that whole thing was wild.

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🐲 goldenscales Follow

what if I tried to sleep on my hoard like in that one rumor

🐲 goldenscales Follow

hopital

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