Mort the Unwise is in Adventure mode!

I’m Mort and I’m on a quest to find what makes me happy and what makes me myself. Bi chubby fur from Florida, I post stuff that’s interesting to me (gaming, art, humor, music, fishing, severe weather, etc.), big insightful blocks of text, and occasionally some art if I ever get the muse to do so. Also, there may be some NSFW stuff. Hope I can brighten someone’s day up! :3 Also: If I ever post anyone else's art I will always give credit to the artist. If you're the artist and want me to take a post down though just ask I will try to honor the request.

[lemmepetyourdog-deactivated2016]

[theguywithpurpose]

Story of my life…

[pacodestroyer]

OMG!!! THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!

[yogeh]

but already did that twice today… fuck it

[morttheunwise]

Ever have one of those really juicy fantasies that make you leaky all day long?  ;3  Had one of them moments starting towards the end of my shift at work today.

Yeah, I'm still picking the end result out of my belly fuzz.  And I'm still fantasizing.  If only I was ballsy enough to actually make it happen.  Maybe someday.

On a side note, I feel like drawing now.

[chelseawoosh]

[meanasian-deactivated20131201]

[panduh-burr-deactivated20171030]

I’m dead

[morttheunwise]

Nah see, she totally got it all wrong...

It's most definitely Puffnstuff.

[gokdoi]

THIS IS GETTING NO COVERAGE, FUCKING REBLOG THIS SHIT. THIS IS SOME VILLAIN SHIT. 

[lawd-knows]

o.o

[nelkitty]

"  "My sight is failing," she said finally. "Even when I was young I could not have read what was written there. But it appears to me that that wall looks different. Are the Seven Commandments the same as they used to be, Benjamin?" 

For once Benjamin consented to break his rule, and he read out to her what was written on the wall. There was nothing there now except a single Commandment. It ran:  ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm.

[mesmerizedish]

"Democracy has been suspended"

[kinneas]

holy fucking shit

[carnyblog-deactivated20170615]

What a time to be alive. x_x 

[violetspectrumart]

WHAT!!! WHAT THE HELL!!! I need to clean my ears or something what did I just—

[dduane]

Now how did they pull off that little trick?

[luckykrys-deactivated20140128]

woah

[doe-antlers-blog]

This is absolutely insane…..

[morttheunwise]

"I'm wearing my birthday suit, for today's my birthday, and because it's fancy." (pronounced FAHN-see)

This is the long delayed Fuji birthday drawing that I never got to post.  Here it is for the rest of you guys to enjoy.

[morttheunwise]

Well, it's my unscheduled day off today.  I feel like doodling.  :3

[beben-eleben]

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

[darkalleysunflower]

This was really an amazing and necessary thing to read right now.

[unfzncvmnlwyr-deactivated201612]

[evoroil]

Overweight

I don’t like the term overweight. It inherently implies that there is a golden weight number and to be more or less than that is somehow wrong.

I don’t have a problem with the terms fat, chubby, thick, pear shaped, tubby, or obese. While often thought of as negative, those words are unclouded by medical assumptions.

I think the root of my problem is the pervasiveness in fat shaming. There’s a misunderstanding in the medical community that happy and healthy is also judged on body proportions. Surely there are situations where managing one’s health involves gaining or losing weight, but rarely is it the weight in and of itself that is the health problem or the health goal. So for the medical community to rely on misnomers like “overweight” and “underweight,” is disappointing. It lends an official tone to vapid mainstream body-critique that would be obviously ill-founded if it didn’t have the holy BMI to rest upon.

I don’t have anything smarter to follow that up with than to say it’s stupid and it sucks….

[theodd1sout-deactivated20210101]

When I was trying to figure out paint tools sai I had a hard time finding helpful tutorials. So I’ve decided to post some things I’ve discovered that were useful. (And maybe might be useful to you) http://i.imgur.com/9M5XpMw.jpg

[morttheunwise]

So yeah, apparently there's this thing going around on Twitter called #FatShamingWeek where some organization or some shit is trying to use a trending hashtag as an incentive to scare people into losing weight.

How about a #FatCelebrationWeek instead?  :3  How about we all go to a buffet and then go home and cuddle and watch a movie?  Doesn't that sound more fun?  <3

[morttheunwise]

I need warm.  D:

I've seemed to gotten myself a cold and I'm several different types of freezing and miserable.  Camping under a blanket fortress at the moment.

I wish I had someone to cuddle with right now, though I wouldn't want to get them sick either.  :/

[pomme-de-terr3-deactivated20181]

bweh

[morttheunwise]

It's an adorable chibi-Gator!  :D

[zodiacsociety]

Capricorn Zodiac Facts

[zodiacsociety]

Capricorn Zodiac Facts

[zodiacsociety]

Capricorn Zodiac Facts

[morttheunwise]

Alrighty.  I'm thinking of a few questions to send your way as well but they're likely going to be very similar questions.  X3