I Will Guard the Citadel With My Life

Hello! This is an anti-anti blog run by a Morty(kin) and a Rick(kin). (Feel free to ask for an invite to my RickMorty Discord group!) Lawyer Morty here to tell you that RickMorty existed on the Citadel, RickMorty is real, RickMorty is canon, and people who go out of their way to harass others in their own ship tag are bad people being held in contempt of ship-court! Order in the court! Time to lay down the law!

[highsquanchy]

Touches

[fuckingspectacular]

Mistake.

Keep reading

[gaya-1026]

Doodles

[zyung0]

Cop rick and Evil morty is my fav characters <3

[rickorty-c137cest]

Morty: La misma vieja historia, Mortys matando Ricks

Rick: Por favor…

Por favor, detente Morty

[lonelylonelyspace-deactivated20]

Symphony

[rammegaseed]

WTF am i drawing……_<:з」∠)_

[sexymiamimorty]

[isadoraarkham]

No one messes with his Morty

[rickorty-c137cest]

Morty: Dísparale de nuevo Daddy, todavía se mueve.

Rick: No ahora Miami…

-¡Daddy está ocupado!

—isadoraarkham

“Nadie se mete con su Morty”

Daddy, lo dejé igual, ya sabes, “Sugar Daddy”.

[absolute-complete-trash]

betrayal.jpg

[liewis]

they are so cute TT

[ppworkspace]

Mayor’s good dog.

[thiccsanchez-blog]

where is morty’s neck

[newbloodmorty]

sssh….be quiet he’s sensitive

[thiccsanchez-blog]

I need to know

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

okay now it’s somebody’s responsibility to photoshop morty with an actual neck

[angry-fluffy]

Here you go.

[thiccsanchez-blog]

thank you for finally giving my son the neck he needed 

[s-k-e-t-c-h-y-m-e-s-s-deactivat]

Am I helping

[thiccsanchez-blog]

YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR

[s-k-e-t-c-h-y-m-e-s-s-deactivat]

Nah, I got you fam

[thiccsanchez-blog]

*sobbing* please…………..you can’t keep doing this……………

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

NO NO N O STOP IT I WANT TO GO BACK

[s-k-e-t-c-h-y-m-e-s-s-deactivat]

It’s too late

[groovyrick]

tiny rick didn’t have one either

[florinalyndis]

High key Morty with a neck is bae :ok_hand: 

[llys-s]

( not my photos ;) )

[momfriend-of-mortys]

Again, mood

[llys-s]

Dumb Rick and Morty screenshots pt.2

[momfriend-of-mortys]

Big mood

[secondarygoelie]

requested by @rnm-bin

thank you <3

[oyajiukeprpr]

It’s time to puke ma r&m trash out

Yeah get ready to be punched by these two clever guys bc of your sins👌

[hamujjang]

Creepy mortys & cop rick

[block-report-program-archiv-blog]

Ya know it really irritates me when Antis compare the deaths of real LGBT+ people to fictional characters having sex. Like could you be any more of an insensitive dick? Fictional characters aren’t real, they don’t have actual emotions, they don’t have any unique experiences outside of what written backstory they have, a fictional character getting hurt in a story doesn’t hurt an actual damn person. Fictional characters are fake, they exist solely to convey an idea, comparing the unjust and unfair murder of actual living human beings to the “””abuse””” of a fictional character is really, really disgusting.

[androgynousblackbox]

Exactly.