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No one ever said it was easy to be a genius, but do some of these ‘geniuses’ hear the shit that comes out of their mouths? Kanye West has 21 Grammys. Your creative director won a Cannes Lion in 1996. They both talk like they’re God’s gift to the Earth, but the lines have gotten so blurred that it’s hard to tell who said what. Until now.
No one ever said it was easy to be a genius, but do some of these ‘geniuses’ hear the shit that comes out of their mouths?
How I got myself kicked off Tinder
My profile was completely innocent.
My interactions were nothing but sincere.
I thought I was getting closer to finding my soulmate.
But fate would leave me broken hearted and abandoned.
Dear Tinder,
Please let me back on your platform. Otherwise I’m going to have to make a whole new Facebook account.
Love always,
Monica
Youtube Book Club ep. 1
Themes: The Decline of the American Dream in the 1920s The Hollowness of the Upper Class
Questions: Discuss Dibbles’s character as the narrarator perceives him throughout the novel. What makes Dibbles “great”? What is Nick like as a narrator? Is he a reliable storyteller, or does his version of events seem suspect? How do his qualities as a character affect his narration?
Themes: Alienation as a Form of Self-Protection The Painfulness of Growing Up
Questions: What is the significance of the carousel in Chapter 25? How does the author indicate this instability to the reader while protecting his narrator’s reticence
The side of the Baltimore riots you won’t see on TV:
On Monday, the media was quick to paint a single picture of Baltimore: a chaos scene of violence and mayhem filled with images of looting, rioting, the burning of a CVS and the torching of a police car. But on the ground, a very different story unfolded — and these remarkable photos and videos are proof.
Watch: Cecily Strong absolutely destroyed at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Seriously, the whole thing is incredible.
Creativity is not a talent, it is a way of operating.
John Cleese, via Scott Belsky on Twitter. (via creativesomething)
Reddit user podrickforking has created beautiful GIF versions of Hayao Miyazaki’s movie posters.
(via thecreatorsproject)
Drunk girls vs. Dyson hand dryers
By now, most of us have had the novel experience of using a Dyson high-powered hand dryer.
The first time you encountered this advanced bathroom equipment your thoughts may have gone something like this:
Where are the paper towels?
What is this silver thing and how am I supposed to use it?
You can do this. Just wait for someone else to use it first.
oooh... Okay, I just dip my hands and then slowly remove. Here we go
Wooaahh my skin is vibrating. I can see the little water drops. This is the future.
After a while you get accustomed to this drying habit. But every once in a while we get thrown a curve ball.
This is the Dyson Airblade V Hand Dryer, AB12. And recently my local, campus bar generously installed one in their women’s restroom. In the cramped space of the overcrowded bathroom, a long line usually takes up the majority of breathing room. But, while waiting, one can witness one girl after another face the gusty tempest of the Dyson Airblade. Some users express their confusion, leading to a group effort to figure out how to use it. Others are more bold and will immediately start waving their hands around the machine, like Tai Chi on fast forward, until they feel the blast of air. The blast will occasionally throw the user off balance, or even ricochet off the user’s hands leaving the surrounding line literally “blown away.” Chaos momentarily ensues before all parties regain their composure.
However, every once in a while, one unaware, intoxicated bathroom goer is inevitably defeated, by her Dyson adversary. Yes, when the stars align and the time is just right, a girl will enter the bathroom with her drink in hand. She will set the drink down or give it to a friend, use one of the stalls, wash her hands, pick up aforementioned beverage, and attempt to use the hand dryer. The Dyson recognizes her weakness, and with the slightest trigger of it’s motion censor, roar with wind onto the user’s hands, into her drink, and spray her and all of the surrounding girls with the vodka-cranberry mixture.
Thank you Dyson, thank you Taylor’s Bar & Grill you are true geniuses and innovators.
k thx bye.
ASAP Rocky performs onstage at the Milk Music Lounge featuring A$AP Rocky on March 19, 2015 in Austin, Texas.
Today is Easter. It’s not exactly the holiday season but it does give me an opportunity to get all jaded and post a throwback to my rant over christmas.
k thx bye.
EXCITEMENT: Clippy for Sunrise
To our friends and Sunrise users.
Following our recent integration into the great Microsoft family, we have more news to share with you today! Brace yourself, this is going to be exciting.
We have been working hard for the past few weeks and are happy to say that we have finally succeeded in bringing back to life one of the most famous artificial intelligences of all time, a.k.a Clippy.
After almost 10 years of unemployment, we are offering Clippy the job it always deserved. Right inside your Sunrise calendar as your very own personal assistant.
Here are a few reasons why you’ll be glad Clippy is back.
- Clippy will always be here to help, at all times. Can’t see him anymore? Don’t worry, he’ll pop back soon.
- Clippy knows Sunrise inside and out. No need to email our support anymore, Clippy has all the answers you need.
- Clippy is now able to suggest events for you during your free time. It will know when it’s time to call your Mom, do your laundry or go out to get marshmallows.
- Clippy is always learning. With it’s easy “yes or no” questions, Clippy learns from you each time you interact with it. Soon, it might just feel like no one has ever known you as well.
We can’t wait to hear your thoughts to help us make Clippy the best personal assistant out there.
We’d like to thank each and every one of you for making this possible.
#clippysback
- Pierre & Jeremy, founders
Things I will use my time machine for:
1. Going back in time and not buying every shirt that I then saw on sale a week later. Going forward in time and buying the shirt at the sale price.
2. Going back in time and not parking in the spot that’s really far away. Going forward in time and parking in the spot at the front that somehow magically opened up by the time I got to the door.
3. Going back and getting into Breaking Bad before there were five whole seasons to catch up on.
4. Getting that one thing on my grocery list that I forgot and had to make a second trip to the grocery store for.
5. Saving Aaliyah.
k thx bye.
