The important thing to me is that Shang Qinghua is competent, sexy (especially to demons), likable, and powerful
But he is completely unaware of any of this
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The important thing to me is that Shang Qinghua is competent, sexy (especially to demons), likable, and powerful
But he is completely unaware of any of this
something something airplane bro
LMY (and others') view of moshang: And then the big scary ice demon pushed down the weak, trembling cultivator who was unable to escape his tender mercies.
meanwhile Moshang:
MBJ, robes artfully falling around his chest: Shang Qinghua. Come to bed.
SQH, all but stabbing the paper with red ink: Not now, Daddy's about to end this man's whole career.
Post cannon Mobei Jun asking Binghe to teach him how to cook for romantic gesture purposes, which Binghe reluctantly agrees to since Shizun says he needs more friends. Through protracted BQ collaboration, Mobei Jun sees/hears more and more instances of Shang Qinghua thinking of/treating/calling Binghe his son, and he slowly comes to the conclusion that not only was Qinghua Junshang’s cultivator parent, but that he personally contributed to the yeeting of his queen’s son into the hell dimension. Mobei Jun feels as though he cannot stop taking Ls. He needs to be a good stepmother. So he starts taking Junshang on demon rites of passage, since he’s basically still a human. They go on a no weapons hunt together, Mobei Jun gets him claw guards, they softcore terrorize a human settlement by painting some of the livestock interesting colors. Binghe thinks that his second in command must be very lonely and is half doing this out of pity. Eventually when Binghe announces he’s leaving the court for a bit, Mobei Jun goes in for the “love you, be safe.”
Crickets.
The sun in the north had always been kind of absent. The nights were much more prominent in the ice demon kingdom. They were long and almost all consuming at times. At the height of winter they stretched over several weeks. But even in summer, the sun never managed to warm the land with its rays.
The first time Mobei Jun learned that the sun's rays were warm had been when he had been kidnapped by those humans. He had been too young then, couldn't play the ice cold demon prince of the north. Instead he had been a trembling mess. And amid all this horror, he had felt this warm, tingling feeling on his skin. Maybe it had been the first time he actually had experienced warmth. That experience had left him with deep scars of untrust in his soul, but also with a longing for the warmth of the sun in the human world.
It was weird for an ice demon to crave warmth, especially that of the sun. Mobei Jun never heard anyone complaining about the long winter nights or the lack of sun in summer. While other demons of his realm avoided fire, he searched it out, sitting too close for comfort just in hope to feel this tingling warmth again. But it could never evoke the feeling he so much longed for.
Not until he was sent out for his first mission in the human world. The mission had been handled swiftly. And so, he used the spare time to laze in the sun. The warm rays danced on his skin, making him feel all tingly. He felt how his dark hair and everything underneath it warmed up. It was like sitting in a bonfire that didn't burn away his skin. It was comforting.
It made him inattentive to his surroundings. He only noticed the Huan Hua disciples as it was already too late. The poisoned metal had already been driven deep inside his flesh.
Getting rid of those few disciples hadn't been hard, but he could already feel the poison taking root inside of him, feeding on his usage of qi. Unable to use a portal like that, he stumbled through the foliage, hyper vigilant for other members of any cultivator sect.
It was then, when he found the transport carriage pulled and surrounded by An Ding disciples. They seemed weak enough. He quickly made his move. But he had miscalculated. The poison took a much bigger toll on him than he had expected. Everything became a blur and before he knew it, he awoke in bed, warm sunlight heating his body up to an almost uncomfortable extent. He sat up when a rustle and slight shifting of the mattress took his attention.
Next to the bed was that whiny disciple that had crawled before him, begging for his life earlier before his senses had given out. He was kneeling, his head resting on the bed. He seemed deep asleep. Brown locks falling into his face, puffy cheeks making him look like some kind of small rodent. He had dark circles underneath his eyes and dirt was clinging to his skin from where he had rolled himself in the dirt of the road in front of the ice demon. His skin was sunkissed and freckles were scattered on it like stars in the night sky.
It was at that moment that the sun hit the face of that human just right, making him scrunch up his nose and shift in his sleep. His brown locks suddenly had a fiery sheen to them and his skin looked golden. Mobei Jun suddenly felt like the sun itself was kneeling in front of him.
That's how he had met Shang Qinghua, the timid human who became his spy. As soon as that guy had his own room at the sect, he used it as his personal sunbathing spot. And when he was too occupied in the Northern Desert, he made the human come to him. With his yellow clothes, his golden skin and his freckles he became Mobei Jun's personal little sun.
He loved watching him nervously scattering around like a small animal, loved sneaking small touches and feeling the warmth of his human body or just fully wrapping himself around him. And on the rare occasions he actually smiled, Mobei Jun really could feel the tingling warmth of sunlight inside of him. It was like the human had been created just for him. As if a higher being had gifted him a fraction of the sun he longed so much for.
Random Philosopher: Man is a featherless biped!
Mobei-Jun, holding up Shang Qinghua: Behold, a man!
Shen Qingqiu: Excuse me Lord Mobei, but men are vertebrates, so they need a spine
Mobei-Jun, putting Shang Qinghua back down: My mistake
Commission for @softlystarstruck !!!!!!
So there's this thing that I do to my sister, that whenever she says something is hers and I want that or it's shared between us I do this little thing that looks something like this:
My sister: okay so this is my dad-
Me: OUR dad, COMMUNISM
Which made me think of a little skit that would go between Shang Qinghua and Tianlang-jun that could go something like this:
Tlj: so this is my son Luo Binghe
Sqh: I think you meant OUR son, COMMUNISM
I don't care that Tianlang-jun wouldn't know what communism is, but I'm sure Shen Yuan would be sighing and slapping his forehead in the background.
Ughhh my exams are killing meee
Is this how Shang Qinghua feels...? *sobs*
Shang qinghua DOES have a wife beam.. but it only works on people that are scared of him.
I just know the demons working for Mobei Jun are all SMITTEN!! with Shang qinghua especially after seeing the amount of authority he has over Mobei Jun and the northern kingdom, him being a spy and backstabbing his sect with no remorse.... Shang qinghua is demon catnip and I will die on this hill !!!
My poor little hamster man
SVSSS AU where Shang Qinghua's and Yue Qingyuan's Shizuns set up an engagement for the both of them to marry
Yue Qingyuan, who is depressed that Shen Qingqiu now hates him, goes along with it without a complaint, but Shang Qinghua does not want to marry him! He's a soft push over and Shang Qinghua prefers his men, uh, meaner, so he plans to sabotage his own wedding
Right before the wedding date, Shang Qinghua pretends to get drunk and goes over Shen Qingqiu's place to 'celebrate' his engagement. Shen Qingqiu wants nothing to do with him, especially since he's been in a worse mood recently, but Shang Qinghua is able to get him to sit and have a drink with him, where he 'accidentally' lets it slip that there's a demonic wedding tradition of kidnapping a bride to prove they would be a better partner
Shen Qingqiu lets this new piece of information stew, as Shang Qinghua planned, and he hopes that his shixiong makes the correct decision before he is made Yue Qingyuan's husband
On the day of the wedding, the whole sect freaks out because they can't find either of the grooms! Turns out, that not only was Yue Qingyuan bridenapped, but so was Shang Qinghua! By a demon!
Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan elope and come back to the sect to see the An Ding Peak Lord trying to negotiate with demons to try to get his head disciple back
If I'm not wrong, all the peak lords know that SQH (despite not looking or acting the part) is the eldest out of all of them. However, it will never not be funny to me how he is EVEN OLDER than they expect him to be. Like imagine they force feed him a truth serum or smth and the peak lords learn that he almost triples them in age. And when they ask him when was he born he answers a year that hasn't even passed yet... Imagine the shenanigans...
Shang Qinghua: man, in all of my 60+ years of life-
Shen Qingqiu: Sixty!?????
sir you are crushing him
I've seen a lot of SY transmigrates into SQQ's body and SJ is still there, but what about XF transmigating into SQH's body while Og!SQH is still there, OR better yet!
XF transmigating into MBJ's body while MBJ is STILL THERE.
Like, imagine LGJ finally kills him in his attempt number 73527 or smth and in the middle of delivering his "sad announcement" about the "totally misterious" death of his "dearest nephew", and out of the blue (heh, blue) said nephew bursts through the door, alive, kicking and positively FUMING.
Now, nobody notices anything amiss with the ice prince so they cross this incident out as ome of LGJ's sketchy pranks or smth. But LGJ is scared shitless, both because he personally made sure that MBJ was dead dead and because he just KNOWS there is something wrong with his nephew but he just can't put his finger on it...
Meanwhile, XF is bulshitting (& suffering) his way through every interaction while an angry MBJ soul shard is growling at him ans somehow acing it. (MBJ threatens XF to do stuff and XF, scared for both his life and his sanity, complies (XF is pretending that he, the SIMPIEST SIMP TO HAVE EVER SIMPED for MBJ wouldn't absolutely fold like tissue paper even without the threats and that those are the reason he's going along with this despite having no system instead of fucking off to who knows where) (MBJ isnpretending that he has power over XF and that he is able to harm him in order to feel in control while hoping that XF doesn't notice how harmless he actually is) (XF clocked that almost immediately but again, SIMP)).
So, years pass and MBJ gets more control over his old body only to find out that he doesn't really mind having someone else to share it with, especially this cute little soul who bends to his every whim and viscerally cares so much about the monarch, so obviously, he falls for it... How will he court it though, he can't exactly beat himself up three times a day, can he...?
Cuddly Moshang I sketched while I was sleepy at work 😴