BIG MAMA'S DELUXE

Moss/29/Missouri | they/them | i control the rats behind the QT

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[storyweavingspider]

FUCKIN YURTLE THE TURTLE IS DEAD YALL

[wound-tree]

LMAO?

[pokemondiamondversion]

yahoo's editing room:

[deltaruneyuri099]

look at them go

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[dinolich]

I am once again asking Ryan Gosling and Zach Shields to release a follow up album to Dead Man's Bones

[kaijuno]

[kreature-ofthenight]

gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

[cannibalchicken]

[theradioghost]

hyena positivity that focuses on spotted hyenas only is so fake. if you don’t love brown and striped hyenas then get out. if you don’t love aardwolves I can’t even look at you oh my god

[theradioghost]

oh shit wait you guys know about the aardwolf right?????? right???????

leeeeeetle hyena? eats bugs?

[k-wame]

happy pride to perry mason

[luncheon-aspic]

??????

[chillyfeetsteak]

i can't get enough of this guy

[viralfrog]

[incarceratedgirl]

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

adhd is so funny it’s like being possessed but with myself

[welpnotagain]

me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADAS

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[cetitanhasmoved]

i literally like music

[dormantnormandy]