[duckdotcom]

compels you to experience emotions which you lack the vocabulary to describe

[charlottan]

ooh god this is so. well i cant say

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it's crazy watching jeremy renner movies now that we know he's so bad at driving a snow plow

[pon-raul]

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Cosmic eyeshadow

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

2023

COLLECT PHYSICAL MEDIA

SAVE RECEIPTS AS ROOM DECOR

READ AND REREAD AND REREAD AND REREAD

LOSE YOUR PHONE

ORANGE

LOSE AMBITION

KILL THE SHAME MAN

DANCE IN THE KITCHEN

WINE AND ESSAYS

BUSES ARE ALIVE

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

i've been using your skinny boyfriend as a bookmark lately when you're gone and Um well I hate to tell you this but he fell out of my book at the library and I can't find him

[iracrass]

seinfeld has remained so popular bc ultimately all anyone wants is 3 friends with no life and who are committed to the bit

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

well i was i the top 1% of listeners to WOMEN.

[midiport]

i be in the bog bumpin marsh noise

[noelbadgespugh]

[zegalba]

Sade (1994)

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

oh btw the lobster at the aquarium in the salt lake city area is literally just from a supermarket. like literally he was just a normie lobster (if very large) going to be sold to someone to get eaten and some aquarium staff member or executive was like We’ll Take Him!! and now he hangs out in his little cave in his tank next to a sign showing his biology facts. i think this is the crustacean equivalent to all those stories about models who got discovered shopping at some random suburban mall in the 80s. he is living the american dream

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

there’s a new type of guy in china called the 🦐 type

[brucebocchi]

there’s a new type of guy in china called the 🦐 type

[hotvampireadjacent]

big things are happening in china

[kaijuno]

[slimetony]

Just tuned into the local police scanner. Several persons reported having been “sucked off” after falling into the sewers. Stay safe out there

[slimetony]

An afternoon press conference was held and the D.A. is not seeking to press charges against whomever is giving sewer sloppy

[slimetony]

There is clearly something dark happening here. Some sort of coverup

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]