me when i uhhh

25 | he/him

[eattheschoolboy]

[kosmogrl]

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[pixeljade]

i am a SUCKER for characters who start out as copies of other characters but eventually become their own people, their own identities, completely different from who they once reflected

[cy-lindric]

Knights of Antēpolis, for a short story

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[weepingwidar]

Alic Brock (US-American, 1992) - Someone's Watching (2026)

[afkatwinks]

kaytranada for highsnobiety

[leanputa]

crab makeup by pradaolic on IG

[melodiccosmos]

[meowth voice] my own, poisenal jesus

[walkingeverywhere]

Generally I think straight men should not say faggot but this trea turner (baseball player) tweet is so fucking funny that it’s allowed I think

[gay--dog]

was looking for something earlier and i didnt find it but i did find this thing so thats good

[l-and-l-diving-service]

somewhat-messily rotated Endless Ocean Blue World sunfish, made to mess with a friend who has quite the distaste for them

there are three so it isn't gigantic in the post! It also, admittedly, looks way funnier as a trio.

[molidae-official]

[GIF description: rotating mola mola with grey skin and a lighter belly, in medium poly. end description.]

[sheikahfication]

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[toskarin]

just heard about lindsey graham. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever