viti

pretty, passenger, pillow (princess)

[mossyrobins]

nothing like the class groupchat for an elective to make you realize that everyone else is stupid

[mossyrobins]

i was about to open ao3 for some hard earned omegaverse slop, but i stopped myself and opened LSAT Demon.

[mossyrobins]

does everyone hate me today? i think yes

[mossyrobins]

my favorite thing about xreader fics is that they're written in second person, and no, i didn't do that, actually.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne fends off inquiries into his physique/muscles by just throwing out the most outlandish boutique fitness class/exercise names until people realize he’s never going to give them a straight answer as to why he looks like Batfleck.

“Where’d you get all bulked up, Bruce?”

“Pilates.”

—

“You look big man, what’s your routine like?”

“Hot yoga every morning.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

—

“You’re just so broad! You must work out.”

“I do aerial silks every other day, actually. But it’s more of an artistic thing.”

—

“Your legs are so toned, what’s your secret, Brucie?”

“Bodypump, six days a week. Followed by two hours in the infrared sauna.”

—

“C’mon, you can’t get those big arms from Pilates, Bruce.”

“That’s Reformer Pilates, thank you very much.”

[charish-cherish]

[mossyrobins]

me for the next 12 hours after someone says one (1) singular neutral, leaning towards negative, thing:

[luren-away]

first meeting

[cambriantwentyone]

Unfortunately non-Crim, but still Doodles

[mossyrobins]

need someone to find themselves "impossibly charmed" by me

[mossyrobins]

just discovered i can use my lunch break to go on a walk #transcending the game

[mossyrobins]

[mossyrobins]

LOVE it when a project hail mary fic title is some play on the word Grace... like yes please give me more

[domidominic]

Space guys

[mossyrobins]

maybe im too woke for the omegaverse

[goth-queen]

[mossyrobins]

my parents are real ones because since day 1 they've been so against the nickname vicky that they've given me any other possible variation