chaste waste

A.G. 22 he/him

[lluviagf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvkFy-yHyD8/?

[magic-spelldust]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

proud boy

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

a fellow gamer…

[flowerinaflame]

Some more things I’ve read recently:

A Black Legacy, Wrapped Up in Fur

The Legacy of Sea Ranch, a Utopian Community in Northern California

Annie Dillard’s Impossible Pages

How a Woman Becomes a Lake

The Misreading of Mitski

The Gender Politics of Fasting

The Impact of Studying Antarctica

The Silence: Paul Schrader on First Reformed

We’ll Always Have Paris:  My Time in Texas with  Sam Shepard’s Notebooks

The Complicated Legacy of American Country Music

How Racism Has Shaped the American Farming Landscape

The White Flight from Football

This is Your Brain Off Facebook

The Murky Ethics of the Ugly Produce Business

Toward a Pathology of the Possessed 

[edenliaothewomb]

Liv Tyler, photographed by Darren McDonald for Oyster, F/W 2018.

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[anti0ch]

in a swamp

[anti0ch]

or in a bog

[anti0ch]

there’s nothing finer

[anti0ch]

than a frog 🐸

[frogginbloggin]

in the mud

[frogginbloggin]

or by the road

[frogginbloggin]

there’s nothing slicker

[frogginbloggin]

than a toad!!

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

in a shoe

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

or in a boot

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

there’s nothing neater

[nyanymous-deactivated20190713]

than a newt!

[thresher-sharks]

in the moss

[thresher-sharks]

or in a pail

[thresher-sharks]

there’s nothing dearer

[thresher-sharks]

than a snail 🐌

[swollennugs]

[beatcroc]

god im going to be fucking hallucinating this video for months ok there’s just so much to this to break down

the initial fact they’re talking through a hand puppet with the oobi eyes 

the horrible, horrible desynch between their words and the movements of the hand 

lack of any clear place the hand is looking 

“dwells in the depths”. just the whole sentence itself and the weird inflection on it.

the fact that the dude clearly already discovered this thing and was so moved by it they went to record it 

“wuoah”, and the split second of open-palmed hand that no longer resembles a puppet 

the weird fade in on the music and the fact it sounds a little distorted at first 

the very specific but undefinable emotion conveyed by the music 

the inconsistent zoom 

[saint-soap]

fantastic analysis but you forgot the banana in the chair which is integral to my enjoyment of this video

[catchymemes]

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

[beagleshep]

THIS IS SO PURE

[king]

[rabbitszn]

Listen i know tumblr has a very pro-robot attitude but nothing on this earth is scarier than a printer churning out something when it absolutely Should Not Be

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[ladymarlboro]

i love how the crowd goes nuts

[4thsun]

[cameronesposito]

Moments after @rheabutcher banned me from cutting butternut squash bc it’s “too dangerous.”

[solarianvulpine]

This is the “you need to boil the water for instant noodles” couple. Who’s going to volunteer and teach them how to cook safely and and efficiently?

[treacheuryouswhore]

Me, walking up to a gay couple: so which one of you tries to heat up noodles without adding water and which one of you breaks out the toolbox to slice vegetables?

[friendly-animals]

Muffin & Cheese

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[mademoiselleclipon]

Retro 1950’s cube  Drop Lucite Clip on earrings