📊 Most Okay CEO

Ask blog dedicated to one of the many menaces of Gotham (DC OC)

[mostokayceo]

About/Info

📈 ┊ About Chip

Chip is a successful tech CEO, playboy, and sad wet cat. Morally, he's somewhere between Bruce Wayne and Roman Sionis.

📝 ┊ Characters that may appear:

Bruce Wayne

Roman Sionis

Dr. Jonathan Crane

Edward Nygma

🗂️ ┊ Other Facts:

A skilled programmer and entrepreneur

HR's Worst nightmare. Really good at toeing the line between appropriate workplace banter and workplace harassment

His company produces security software which he uses to collect data and blackmail materials

He's loosely inspired by Max Shreck from Batman Returns and is named after his son

[cornetespoir]

If you're still accepting prompts/requests, how about some more of your Black Mask bullying that CEO OC of yours? Like yanking him by the tie or looking to strangle him with his hands on his collar? 🖤

I hope you don't mind just a sketch, but I love an excuse to make him miserable

(also shamelessly promoting Chip's sideblog that I keep forgetting about: @mostokayceo)

[mostokayceo]

Any advice on how to pick up girls? What are your go-to pick up line(s)?

My go-to? Having a go-to pickup line is for amateurs. If I want a line to work, it has to be tailored to whoever catches my eye. I can't go throwing cheap lines at women and expecting them to fall for it.

But let's be honest. They would work. Not because of the line, though. It's the man saying them.

[mostokayceo]

Do you ever want to own a pet, Mr. CEO? Like a little lapdog to snuggle in when you lounge at home, or a bigger breed to take out on walks? Are you good with animals?

My charm isn't limited to people. Animals like me. Mostly. Smaller ones seem to take some bribery, but nothing a few high-end treats can't solve.

Unfortunately for me, I simply don't have the time. Opportunities to lounge at home are few and far between lately. Success comes with some downsides, apparently.

[mostokayceo]

Magic exists, we all know this. If a magical chibi version of yourself was made (think pocket sized!) and you have to have someone other than yourself take care of it, who are you giving lil' Chip to?

It's not a matter of who I'd want to be the lucky recipient. Something tells me I wouldn't have much of a choice.

[mostokayceo]

Hey Chip! What's your favorite suit to wear on a date? Something classic, a fun pop of color in the lining, or something textured?

Suits are a bit too prim and proper, not enough breathing room. A nice button down and slacks will usually do the trick.

And suits have too many layers for my taste.