[milkydeath]

More older pevensies doodles

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Leverage episode where the crew needs the hyper-specific insights of experts in the weirdest of fields. They think it's going to be a huge hassle to not just track these people down, but make sure they'd cooperate and not rat them out, but Eliot simply pulls out his phone and starts making calls.

Cut to eight of Eliot's exes hard at work. The energy is all over the place—some are a little jealous, others brokenhearted, others still just happy to do what they do best—but it's a collaborative effort with zero hiccups.

"What? I dated... them."

[arliedraws]

i was drawing dadfoot stuff and it was fun fun funny and then i got emotional

[zendayamybabe]

march 1st?? what the fuck. what’s next? march 2nd?? a 3rd of march???? give me a fucking break.

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Eliot Spencer: I work alone

Also Eliot Spencer:

Meet my Scottish buddy, Donnie. He'll do an Indian accent for our con, no questions asked.

Meet General Flores. I tried to kill him once, and then saved his life twice after that.

Meet Shelley. We used to assassinate terrorists together.

Meet my mentor, Toby. He taught me how to cook.

Meet Vance. We were in the service together doing covert government ops.

Meet Paul. He saved my life when we were in the military, and you already saw me almost cry when I thought he was dead.

[wholockedandwolfedout]

this mad me legit lol

[wholockedandwolfedout]

okay but hear me out, i want a fan-service remake of the harry potter movies (not whatever the heck hbo is gonna tarnish the books with) where:

each movie is at least 3 hours long

the characters actually have the growth from the books

albus asks calmly

daniel radcliffe plays either both james and sirius OR severus snape

tom felton and emma watson play lucius and narcissa. it'll be a nice little nod for the dramione shippers but also they have fantastic chemistry and if emma can figure out how to play evil they would be a power couple

charlie weasley exists

the clips of peeves from the original movies are used so the actor's kids can finally see him in harry potter

both james and oliver phelps play arthur weasley, alternating between movies b/c that's just the sort of thing fred and george would do and we need to set a standard

crookshanks/sirius friendship

percy's whole redemption ark?

rupert grint plays remus lupin because then he and daniel can still play best friends if daniel plays two-thirds of the other non-evil marauders. if daniel plays severus then rupert will play Random Wizard that keeps showing up in every crowd scene throughout the movies

Feral!hermione-seriously she was not nearly as insane in the movies as she was in the books

feel free to add on... i know there's more

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[irondad-defensesquad]

peter has a twitter account where he posts both spidey and regular peter thoughts without revealing his identity.

then he posts smth like "can my body please let me sleep i know i haven't gotten a hug in so long but come on lmao". and eventually, tony shows up at his room to check on him. much to peter's surprise, tony hugs him.

"you know you can just ask me for a hug instead of tweeting it, right?"

"... you follow my twitter?"

"it's my main spidey newsletter, why wouldn't i follow."

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[escapaeronaut]

This is a scheduled post for two days before the anniversary of the moon landing. Please get your moon themed items and foods sorted now in anticipation.

[userkhael]

HENRY CAVILL as Sherlock Holmes In Enola Holmes 2 (2022), Dir. Harry Bradbeer

CHAOTIC SHERLOCK BONUS:

[constancezin]

Harry wished a mom and a dad who would love him.

James and Lily wished so hard to be there with their little boy....

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[wholockedandwolfedout]

I am at odds with myself because I equally love incompetent, cheater, needs to get cursed several times by Harry and Ginny before being calmly murdered by Hermione Ron fics, and broad shouldered, kind, competent, mature, 10/10 would marry Ron fics and obviously there’s room for both in this world thank God for Ao3 but now I don’t know which one I want to read

[modawg]

i like to think if annabeth and percy ended up living around mortals they would tell their friends abt some of the stuff they went through bc they can’t really hide it forever except they make it sound like their family’s part of the greek mafia

a lot of “yeah my dads…influential…in greece”

or “my moms,,pretty powerful in greece,, yeah she’s up there lol..anyway”

like they make it sound like maybe poseidon and athena are two “business CEO’s” who butt heads but everyone thinks their two mafia leaders who hate eachother

annabeth slips up and brings up the 7 months percy was missing and they have to cover it up saying his aunt, on his dads side, sent him away to a boarding school in greece where he wasn’t able to contact anyone here in america

“yeah we don’t really talk to her after..that..”

it doesn’t help that their friends can hear them hiss in greek to each other when they don’t want them to know what their saying

or when their stretching in a certain way that makes their shirt ride up and there are obvious scars hidden underneath

and it honestly all makes sense just going off the vibes of the two of them so no one really questions it because who would and anytime either of their parents appear shifted into their mortal counterparts everyone keeps their eyes downcast

dj khaled: anotha one

[alittlebitofeverythingsworld]

I just had to do this song ♥️ Enjoy!

[walkingouttahere]

[sanguinebutch]

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[aurelti]

thought I’d do a greyscale drawing for once ft. Percabeth