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18 • she/her/hers 

[motelraphael]

can I get uhhhhhh some attention

[motelraphael]

i finally caved and got bumble for quarantine boredom…next thing I know I have a socially distanced date set up with someone from my rival math team in high school and if that ain't the cutest star crossed shit…

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[motelraphael]

wish I was the kind of pretty where people commented on my Instagram photos

[wizardnuke]

despicable me is a valid movie facebook moms just decided the minions were funny instead of paying attention to the found family message that it was actually about

[wizardnuke]

it was simply about a bald russian man with fucked up legs that learned that loving his three adopted daughters is more important than stealing the moon

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[tiktokarchive]

[The song makes a 'boom' noise as the kid in the jersey points to his friend.]

Kid in jersey: Why're you calling me?

Friend: Bro, I'm gay.

Kid: Shut the fuck up.

Friend: I'm not lying....

Kid: Me too-

[sandersstudies]

Imagine your Otp (with best friends in the background)

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

my boss, giving me crucial information: you got that?

me: ya

me internally: what’s new scooby doo, they’re comin after u, gonna solve that mystery, i see u scoo—

[motelraphael]

currently: going thru an unexpected and confusing heartbreak. pls send love

[motelraphael]

this really fucking sucks holy shit

[motelraphael]

god damb this feels unfair and also sucks so hard

[rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003]

[motelraphael]

currently: going thru an unexpected and confusing heartbreak. pls send love

[motelraphael]

this really fucking sucks holy shit

[motelraphael]

currently: going thru an unexpected and confusing heartbreak. pls send love

[good-tiktoks]

[peachie5000]

this is the only tik tokk ever, actually

[raeazure]

[orphancult]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

[fuckyeahthegoodplace]

[the-frog-emoji-is-ugly-as-shit]

[thatwetshirt]