toucan, toucan't

Theresa with an H

[ruinedchildhood]

[cravefoodie]

[kodalinarry]

apparently, tongue out is the best way to sleep

[babyanimalgifs]

This dog didn’t recognize his owner who lost 50 pounds after 5 weeks in a hospital until he sniffed him (via @breaking911)

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

me as a parent 

[derp-kitty]

i hate when u are being a fun and zesty texter and the other person is a slice of damp bread i cant carry this conversation alone i have very little upper body strength

[mothateresa]

me: sad because I’m not productive

me: not productive because I’m sad

[im-diamonds-youre-dust]

[earthdad]

babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[animentality]

I would slap my 15-year old self across the face and 15-year-old-me would probably understand.

[animentality]

If my thirty year old self came to slap me across the face right now I would understand

[cesaray]

[hheennttaaii]

[evangelworldorder]

Top 5 curve of all time.

[004d00]

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[dicaprio-diaries]

[zuluandzephyr]